#1
I ****ing hate this ladies and gentlemen, I have a little...or should I say big problem? Its called Spyware Guard 2008, I can't download the tool to remove it because I can't go to any antivirus sites, can someone upload it for me somewhere so I can deal with this?

www.malwarehelp.org/spyware-guard-2008-analysis-and-removal-2008.html

there's a few other sites but my browses gives me an error and I can't fix it. If anyone can tell me how to get rid of this please help me. I'd really apreciate it.
#3
Well maybe if you would stop downloading porn and stream it instead...
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#4
Can you go to download dot com?


Get Spybot Search and Destroy there.
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#5
Quote by thsrayas
Well maybe if you would stop downloading porn and stream it instead...


^ This.

Use a different browser. (if you're using Firefox, as everyone should, use IE. If IE, Firefox)

Or try CTRL+ALT+DELETE and end process on that ****
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

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#6
Smitfraudfix it
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#7
Quote by sneyob
^ This.

Use a different browser. (if you're using Firefox, as everyone should, use IE. If IE, Firefox)

Or try CTRL+ALT+DELETE and end process on that ****

Or Chrome.


Chrome FTW.
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#9
Why do you call us ladies and gentlemen? Last time i checked, everyone in the pit was still picking their noses and making fart noises with their mouth.
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#10
Quote by angusfan16
Why do you call us ladies and gentlemen? Last time i checked, everyone in the pit was still picking their noses and making fart noises with their mouth.


And fapping.

Lots of it.
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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your sarcasam amuses me


CSUSM
#11
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Chrome users unite.

to unistall it and use Firefox...
grok it.

SKREAM!

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#12
I'm putting AVG 8.0 on Rapidshare... Check back.
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#14
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Fox is a type of cat(i dont actually know) making it close to you, and even more on fire. so no.


...

Is a fox a cat?

Ask the all knowing Google!
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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your sarcasam amuses me


CSUSM
#15
Quote by TheMidasTouch
Chrome users unite.


Quote by dubstar92
to unistall it and use Firefox...

Quote by Ez0ph
That was a different Feb08er that threatened to suck you off
I remember that


Sadly, I was the threatened.
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Let it be known that I concur with everything this gentleman says, ever.



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#16
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Fox is a type of cat(i dont actually know) making it close to you, and even more on fire. so no.

hmmmm.... okay I get foxes on my team (even if they aren't a type of cat, because I don't know either.)
grok it.

SKREAM!

Listen to jazz, it's good for you...
#18
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Mighty google reveals that they are closer to dogs, even from the same family. Maybe third cousins, they can still make love. and TooFast


Oh well, I still get them, and I actually use both browsers depending.

And have you noticed we can't have any serious conversations now.
grok it.

SKREAM!

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#19
Quote by Aaron0612
Can you go to download dot com?


Get Spybot Search and Destroy there.


I'm gonna try that now I'm gonna see how it works.
#20
Quote by Eric 666
I ****ing hate this ladies and gentlemen, I have a little...or should I say big problem? Its called Spyware Guard 2008, I can't download the tool to remove it because I can't go to any antivirus sites, can someone upload it for me somewhere so I can deal with this?

www.malwarehelp.org/spyware-guard-2008-analysis-and-removal-2008.html

there's a few other sites but my browses gives me an error and I can't fix it. If anyone can tell me how to get rid of this please help me. I'd really apreciate it.


chances are that the removal tool is another rogue program - take it to a pro dude unless you have another machine to connect to the internet with.

Removing it is going to mean editing the registry etc and if you don't know what you are doing (well you got yourself in this position!) you will make it worse

It will have edited the hosts file so using another browser wont make any difference - it will still redirect

once it is fixed, install and configure MICROSOFT (not windows) update get your system patched to the current level. keep your AV up to date, and the next time you are having a fap fest, dont install anything that says it has found spyware on your PC

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#21
Quote by dubstar92
Oh well, I still get them, and I actually use both browsers depending.

And have you noticed we can't have any serious conversations now.


Yes, I have I will always find someway to turn into a bear post.
#22
Quote by cuthbertg
chances are that the removal tool is another rogue program - take it to a pro dude unless you have another machine to connect to the internet with.

Removing it is going to mean editing the registry etc and if you don't know what you are doing (well you got yourself in this position!) you will make it worse

It will have edited the hosts file so using another browser wont make any difference - it will still redirect

once it is fixed, install and configure MICROSOFT (not windows) update get your system patched to the current level. keep your AV up to date, and the next time you are having a fap fest, dont install anything that says it has found spyware on your PC



This is the thing, I didn't get into this position myself. 2 days ago the computer was fine and I was either out of the house or playing Midnight Club 3 on the Playstation, either my mom or my grandma fucked this up by going and clicking on the ads just because they look pretty...yes they're...a little computer illiterate. I tried the registry editing and I found all of the keys, but one and without that the problem is still going, if anyone has ever had this thing help me out, I'd really appreciate it.
#23
Quote by Eric 666
This is the thing, I didn't get into this position myself. 2 days ago the computer was fine and I was either out of the house or playing Midnight Club 3 on the Playstation, either my mom or my grandma fucked this up by going and clicking on the ads just because they look pretty...yes they're...a little computer illiterate. I tried the registry editing and I found all of the keys, but one and without that the problem is still going, if anyone has ever had this thing help me out, I'd really appreciate it.


LOL, yeeeaaahh, my Nan did it - I'll try that one!

If it's windows XP you need to disable sysem restore first other wise it will reload at startup, then remove the keys again etc.
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#25
go to your task manager and end the process, then try to uninstall it. also if your using firefox, you can disable the toolbar. another thing, download another explorer for the itnernet and use that to download the stuff. but i do recomend trying to take it off.
#26
Quote by thsrayas
Well maybe if you would stop downloading porn and stream it instead...



Actually, there's now a trojan that disguises itself as a video codec that it tells you you need in order to stream certain videos. So, be careful. It's called zlob.

And TS, download this. It's anti-malware, just get the free version.
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#27
Quote by esther_mouse
Actually, there's now a trojan that disguises itself as a video codec that it tells you you need in order to stream certain videos. So, be careful. It's called zlob.

And TS, download this. It's anti-malware, just get the free version.


And that's why you shouldn't download anything until you check it out first, most things like that in my experience have been malware/spyware/a virus.
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#28
Quote by esther_mouse
Actually, there's now a trojan that disguises itself as a video codec that it tells you you need in order to stream certain videos. So, be careful. It's called zlob.

And TS, download this. It's anti-malware, just get the free version.


I had zlob, but it wasn't from an ad. Probably some rapid **** from a chan. It pissed me off for like 2 hours. I was going through registries, but I couldn't find it.

I updated Spybot Search and Destroy, ran a scan, it found it, and deleted it. I was happy.
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#29
Quote by esther_mouse
Actually, there's now a trojan that disguises itself as a video codec that it tells you you need in order to stream certain videos. So, be careful. It's called zlob.

And TS, download this. It's anti-malware, just get the free version.


Can't access that page, the bitch of a virus blocks antivirus pages.