#1
as you may know, i have been on ug for 2 years now, and i have just now learned how to sig. but the problem is i have nothing to sig!

so i am issuing a challange:

i will sig 1 of YOU! In other words 1 of YOU! will have the honor of being my first sig. if you can make me laugh or think within the restrictions of 5 sentenses.

BANG! (as opposed to GO!)
#5
And with that sound, Neo set off on a desperate quest to get sigged...

Actually, he thought 'c0ck this' and fapped furiously.
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#9
WTF?!? you can't sig me!!
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#10
Wat?

I thought I smelled tacos over here
and i sit and wonder, falling under .
#12
No. Whenever people conciously try to get sigged, they end up being fucking lame.
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#14
So what do you think of Samuel L Jacksons new movie "Jews on a Bus" lol srry
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#15
Lol i think that after 2 years u still don't know how sigging works

It's supposed to just happen u can't just say, Make me a perfect funny sig... Dummy
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#16
I am literally going to kill myself if this doesn't get sigged.


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#17
sig this bitch
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dmy name is ilovemysg, and i love the penis
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#20
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So what do you think of Samuel L Jacksons new movie "Jews in an oven" lol srry


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#23
Yo dog i heard you like sigs so i put a sig in your sig so you can sig while you post
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#24
PINK_F_L_O_Y_D didnt win this thread, and pink floyd sucks! TRIVIUM IS THE COOLEST! THEY"RE SO GOOD AT GUITAR! YNGWIE IS SLOW COmPARED TO THEM!!!!!


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#26
e-|-----------------------------------------
B-|-----------------------------------------
G-|-----------------------------------------
D-|-------------------------------------0---
A-|-2--5--7---2--5--8--7---2--5--7---5--1---
E-|-0--3--5---0--3--6--5---0--3--5---3--0---

FAIL.
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#27
I've said this before in similar threads but sigs cannot be bred in captivity, their natural habitat is the depths of the pit where epicness and fail are in abundance. Trying to artificially breed a sig for your own twisted purposes is just plain sick.
ohai little sig.
#30
I sued Delta Airlines, 'cause they sold me a ticket to New Jersey, I went there, and it SUCKED.
#31
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#32
you've been here two years and you just figured out how to do a sig?
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