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#2
wtf!!!!
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Pies? You're the drunk one!
#3
Did his mother drop a good weapon?
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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
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You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
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#4
For the love of God...
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#7


And watch, the country will go on another "Ban violent games!" run using this as a sole example.
#9
Holy ballsack I think my self-respect tripled after this.
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#10
SLAYER!


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Did his mother drop a good weapon?

She had the gravity hammer, but it was out of charges and he already had the sword for close-range. She had some plasma grenades, however; helped take out the warthog his father was in.


EDIT: Who writes this $#!+ :
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Petric, now 17, had sneaked out of his house to buy the game.


Wow.

EDIT: Dammit people, I know sneaked is correct, it's been pointed out a lot. You're not special for catching my mistake anymore. Eat a dick.
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Did his mother drop a good weapon?


hahaha
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#13
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Did his mother drop a good weapon?


sniper rifle..
#15
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Did his mother drop a good weapon?

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#18
WTF? Game systems need to be taken from people who are this into it.

"He was homebound for a year with nothing to do but watch tv and play video games"

Then how in the hell was he able to go out and buy a game?
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#19
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Killing spree

I LOL'D at that..
Why is it written so porely? Like really bad english was used.
#21
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sniper rifle..


No good at short range. Why would she have that inside a house?
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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
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You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
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You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

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#22
well this is the kid was 17 when he bought the game... legal age to buy an M-rated game...honestly i say they're all at fault kid for flipping out like that and parents for not discussing why they didn't want him to have/play the game

my opinion anyway
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#23
stupid kids. that skank needs to get out of the house and get a life instead of losing his temper over a video game.
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No good at short range. Why would she have that inside a house?


cuz she pwns. No scopes FTMFW!!
#25
Susan Petric, 43, died of gunshot wound to the head.

HEADSHOT!
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No good at short range. Why would she have that inside a house?


Relatives were coming over to the house to watch the Indian's game. Didn't you read the article?
#28
After working at Target since sept., i officially hate how commercialism affects people to such ****ing extremes
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#29
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i don't understand how people find this funny...


Uhhh, it's how we deal with tragedy... yeah.
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#30
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Did his mother drop a good weapon?


That joke was in really poor taste.


But I still lol'd.
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#32
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WTF? Game systems need to be taken from people who are this into it.

"He was homebound for a year with nothing to do but watch tv and play video games"

Then how in the hell was he able to go out and buy a game?



Homebound meaning he couldn't do outdoor physical activites, like snowboarding, an apparent passion.

Clearly he could still leave the house.
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there is no wrong reason to play a guitar, except for world enslavement and extermination of certain races, but those guys never make it big anyway.
#33
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Relatives were coming over to the house to watch the Indian's game. Didn't you read the article?


Surely a pistol is better for indoor combat, though. Was she planning on sitting on the roof and picking them off?
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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
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You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
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You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

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#34
it's not even that good an online game...

anyway

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#37
so many lulz in this thread
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#38
what would have happened if the Father did not have a gun in the house?

EDIT: and its not like it was over Halo 2 or anything serious
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#39
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what would have happened if the Father did not have a gun in the house?

teabagging?
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+1 to carcass255, he knows funk will lead the way


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Pies? You're the drunk one!
#40
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what would have happened if the Father did not have a gun in the house?


well he is a minister...