#1
one has blank eyes.

the other you can bring in public.

which wins the women-replacer award?


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#2
real women

Edit: Definaltey read the title then posted. Umm I'd say fleshlight. Hard to explain a life sized doll. Then agian if the power went out and someone grabbed the first
"flashlight" they saw.........well you know.
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#3
Fleshlight.
EDIT: For this reason; If I use a fleshlight, I'm still fapping, if I use an inflatable girl, I'm fucking an inflatable girl.
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real women

Does not compute.

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real women

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they still make those?
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#9
they still make those?


Yeah, but they're expensive as hell
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im gonna say fleshlight. they would seem better.
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Fleshlight.
EDIT: For this reason; If I use a fleshlight, I'm still fapping, if I use an inflatable girl, I'm fucking an inflatable girl.


good point, +1
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#20
Just jack off with your hand pussy
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