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#1
no im not going to commit suicide but if you were how would you??

see if someone was the reason i wanted to kill myself
i'd bring a sawed off shotty to school walk up to them pull it out aim at them
and say "this is because of you

then pull their face to mine and tell them to "look me in the Eyes!!!"

then hopefully cap myself in the back of the head so my blood and brains splat on their face

but probaly not from the back because it might kill them too

so probaly the side

I want THEM TO LIVE WITH THIS TRAUMA
BWAGAGAHAHAHAHAHA

not really but if i was messed up i would SOOO do this
What about you pit?
#2
I would report this thread just to see whether or not the UG gods see fit to close it.
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#4
why?

its simply a Question

i would never kill meself
im very religous
haha
no really i am

Edit:wow

me and my friends had an actual conversation about this topic today

and were all mentally stable it seems the pit is not mature enough for this "controversial" matter
#6
Why is everybody doing these depressing threads today? "How Would YOU commit suicide?" "Things you hate about yourself"

EDIT : oh i forgot my personnal favorite (super sarcasm) "You cry, you lose"
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#8
Quote by hightension01
why?

its simply a Question

i would never kill meself
im very religous
haha
no really i am

"Hey, site full of depressed teenagers... let's talk about methods of suicide!"
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#9
just as long as it's not drowning. they say thats the most painful way to die ever. i know it wouldn't matter but...still.

edit: this thread is stupid.
#11
OMG i wasnt saying i was gonna do it i never would haha

its just the way i would if i was ever in that kind of mental state
#12
Quote by blindfatkid23
Why is everybody doing these depressing threads today? "How Would YOU commit suicide?" "Things you hate about yourself"


because emo is a trend right now. isn't it stupid as hell?

edit: yeah the OP was kidding but still. its annoying
#13
Quote by BigFatSandwich
"Hey, site full of depressed teenagers... let's talk about methods of suicide!"



haha

i didnt see any of these Depressing threads till right now

MY BAD!!!
#14
some serious psychopathology goes into creating a thread like this
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#16
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because emo is a trend right now. isn't it stupid as hell?

BTW im not depressed or Emo

im just bored

and me And the friends were talking about it because we were talking about this kid we think is going to shoot up our school then probaly cap himself
#17
Rick Roll myself to death. It would make me lose.
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#19
The funny thing is this OP shows all the signs of mania, psychopathic tendencies, paranoid schizophrenia and bipolar syndrome.

You should talk to a close friend or family member about your suicidal fantasy.
#20
Hanging. Quick and painless. Plus it looks cool when a traumatized family member or someone else walks into a room with a hanging body.
#22
Not sure how I would do it, but IMO Diabetics have the best method available to anyone.
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#24
I would go play with the gorillas in the zoo
either they rip me apart or they would adopt me
if I was suicidal it would be win/win
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#27
Quote by MeltingWaxFace
The funny thing is this OP shows all the signs of mania, psychopathic tendencies, paranoid schizophrenia and bipolar syndrome.

You should talk to a close friend or family member about your suicidal fantasy.

its not a fantasy JESUS!!

haha you guys took me way to serious

ive just always told myself if it ever comes down to me having to in some way commit suicide i want it to be very Dramtic
#28
Quote by hightension01
its not a fantasy JESUS!!

haha you guys took me way to serious

ive just always told myself if it ever comes down to me having to in some way commit suicide i want it to be very Dramtic


Don't drag Jesus into this.
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#29
I have considered this many times. Not because I'm sucidal, but if some secret service kidnaps me and tried to torture me for important information, I want to be prepared.

I'd have one of those poison pellets that you keep in your mouth and have to bite down on REALLY hard on and then it would kill me painlessly.

I hear males prefer to suicde violently while women usually use sleeping pills. Seriously, why would you make it any more painful than it has to be?
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#30
Killing yourself is very degrading to your self-pride, I don't understand how anybody could do it. I mean everyone has something wrong with them or a hard life now a days, big ****ing deal

Suicide is pathetic, but homicide on the other hand, is a good subject.
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#31
wait! i've got a good one. how about you force yourself to watch ashlee simpson live in concert, while simultaneously talking to that pete guy from f*** out boy, as axl rose sues you for plagairising joe satriani. And during this entire ordeal, elton john sings his version of 'achey brakey heart' on stage alongside ashlee.

surely, your head would a-splode
#33
yeah most likely i will never ever EVER have suicidal tendencies
and i already had my "EMO" phase of my life

and yeah so im good
#34
Quote by hightension01

see if someone was the reason i wanted to kill myself
i'd bring a sawed off shotty to school walk up to them pull it out aim at them
and say "this is because of you

then pull their face to mine and tell them to "look me in the Eyes!!!"

then hopefully cap myself in the back of the head so my blood and brains splat on their face

but probaly not from the back because it might kill them too

so probaly the side

I want THEM TO LIVE WITH THIS TRAUMA
BWAGAGAHAHAHAHAHA


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#35
Quote by bloodycomfort
Killing yourself is very degrading to your self-pride, I don't understand how anybody could do it. I mean everyone has something wrong with them or a hard life now a days, big ****ing deal

Suicide is pathetic, but homicide on the other hand, is a good subject.



So your theory is if life sucks and you don't enjoy it any more to murder a bunch of strangers who you may get along with if you said so much as a "Hello" in the streets?
#36
Quote by Abunai X
I have considered this many times. Not because I'm sucidal, but if some secret service kidnaps me and tried to torture me for important information, I want to be prepared.

I'd have one of those poison pellets that you keep in your mouth and have to bite down on REALLY hard on and then it would kill me painlessly.

I hear males prefer to suicde violently while women usually use sleeping pills. Seriously, why would you make it any more painful than it has to be?

Jimi Hendrix died of sleeping pills

But it wasn't suicide.
He was bound to die young anyway
#37
Quote by hightension01
its not a fantasy JESUS!!

haha you guys took me way to serious

ive just always told myself if it ever comes down to me having to in some way commit suicide i want it to be very Dramtic



So it's morons like you who make me late for work, or late getting home because you have jumped under the tube train

Suicide is never dramatic - only pointless and serves simply to hurt those who love you
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#39
Quote by MeltingWaxFace
So your theory is if life sucks and you don't enjoy it any more to murder a bunch of strangers who you may get along with if you said so much as a "Hello" in the streets?


Silly, we have memories for a reason, revenge.
hide your kids, hide your wife.

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.


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#40
Quote by cuthbertg
So it's morons like you who make me late for work, or late getting home because you have jumped under the tube train

Suicide is never dramatic - only pointless and serves simply to hurt those who love you

hey

i wont make you late for work

we dont have a rail system in AZ yet haha

and im to much of a Wuss to off myself
so yeah that
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