#1
So, pit, I have this hot friend I met through teh interents a good few years ago, and we've been talking most of the time. But there is only one problem surfarcing, and that is the fact that we are running out of things to talk about and things to do.

So I turn to the pit for help. Help!

(she lives on the other side of the country, so rape and secks is not an option... )
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#2
I dunno man, you could always talk about current events, give each other trivia questions, make up mad-libs, whatever you kids do these days...
#3
play the...ask me a question game.
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#4
She's hot yet you don't show us a picture??

Also, she's male and is messing with you.

Good luck getting ass-raped.
#7
Make up a life. Lie to her about everything. Be everything you wish you were.
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#9
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Make up a life. Lie to her about everything. Be everything you wish you were.


Aye, it's probably what she's doing...
#13
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Aye, it's probably what she's doing...

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OP's aforementioned girl^
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I remember that


Sadly, I was the threatened.
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#15
Suh suh suh CYBER!!!!
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#16
How is secks ruled out? Whatever happened to cyber secks?

Fuck, even cyber rape if you're into the kinky stuff...

All it takes is an



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#17
i'm still waiting for that guy to chime in and chop down TS' hopes of repairing a borderline non existant relationship with a chick over the interwebz who has shown to be incompatible of a stronger relationship with TS
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#18
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i'm still waiting for that guy to chime in and chop down TS' hopes of repairing a borderline non existant relationship with a chick over the interwebz who has shown to be incompatible of a stronger relationship with TS


Wat?
#19
what a swiz, I was expecting some wank ammo

*leaves in disgust*
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#20
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Wat?


im just saying that it's hopeless trying so hard to maintain a constant conversation with some chick over the net
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#21
True true...but, we were all his age once...Thinking we could get some of that sweet, oversea ass...
#23
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So, pit, I have this hot friend I met through teh interents a good few years ago, and we've been talking most of the time. But there is only one problem surfarcing, and that is the fact that we are running out of things to talk about and things to do.

So I turn to the pit for help. Help!

(she lives on the other side of the country, so rape and secks is not an option... )


...

first of all.

1.) you're confusing. have you ever met? you said she lived on the other side of the country. and you met her through the internet.

2.) you can't really do anything if geographical distance is too great. you're a blip in her/his radar.

3.) nothing to talk about...maybe take a break? fake a tropical vacation to the Africas or something lol and tell her there is no internet there.

4.) exchange naked pictures. prepare for child pornography charges if underage.
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#24
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True true...but, we were all his age once...Thinking we could get some of that sweet, oversea ass...


lolz, reminds me, i was cockteased by some hot british girl over the internet a few years ago.

i lost the game hard.
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#25
1. I just know her through the internet, haven't physically met her.

4. She ain't underage.

(and she's asian...)
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#26
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...

first of all.

1.) you're confusing. have you ever met? you said she lived on the other side of the country. and you met her through the internet.

2.) you can't really do anything if geographical distance is too great. you're a blip in her/his radar.

3.) nothing to talk about...maybe take a break? fake a tropical vacation to the Africas or something lol and tell her there is no internet there.

4.) exchange naked pictures. prepare for child pornography charges if underage.

He lives in Norway, geographic distance isn't too much of a problem.
#28
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1. I just know her through the internet, haven't physically met her.

4. She ain't underage.

(and she's asian...)


it's naked pictures then.
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On second thought, **** tuning forks. You best be carrying around a grand piano that was tuned by an Italian
#29
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pixpixpix

im semi hard...


I can fix that for you.
Coughhmmough.

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#30
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How is secks ruled out? Whatever happened to cyber secks?

Fuck, even cyber rape if you're into the kinky stuff...


cyber rape ftw. I lol'd incredibly hard when I heard of sexual assualt 2nd Life style
#32
hmm politics? music ?uhhh what would you do truth or dare well truth since you cant do dare yeh theres some topics to talk about
or death as well
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#33
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Make up a life. Lie to her about everything. Be everything you wish you were.

Or online sex
#35
Unless you provide material for fapulation, the pit provides no advice.
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