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Under the belt, its the way forward

or just jack it off?

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Absent Mind, words cant express how much i love you. Id bone you, oh yea.

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Absent Mind is, as usual, completely correct.

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Id like to make my love for Neil public knowledge as he is a beautiful man
think of something else, like really old nuns, or Rene Zellweger
Epiphone G-400
Yamaha Pacifica (Mod on hold due to procrastination)
Rocktron Banshee
Marshall 10CD

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I've never smoked before but it looks like fun.
Don't control it. Celebrate it.
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
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I'm ORION, LORD OF EVIL, give me your soul and breathe in my darkness.

╭∩╮( º.º )╭∩╮
look in a mirror.

im being serious it works
Maton MS503
Squier Strat
Randall RG75DG3+
H & K 100W Switchblade
Dunlop Original Crybaby
Digitech Crossroads
Digitech Jamman
Zoom G1

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Caramello wins life.

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Caramello, that's mother****ing genius!
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look in a mirror.

im being serious it works
We're not all as ugly as you.
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This could come in handy.

was that an intended pun?
chop it off
Official Aspie member

ANOUNCEMENT: Weird misspellings or words that make no sense? there was a good chance this was sent from my Droid 2 phone.
Quote by SinisterStrieth
.. You are the man.

RIP Dime RIP Michael Jackson
Think of Maggie Thatcher making out with Rosie O'donnell making out on a cold day.
cut it!

Margeret Thatcher naked on a cold day!! Actually that 1 doesnt work as its actually impossible to even bring yourself to imagine that!!

Start to think in depth about what your doing, the deep though would eventually kill it..not literally tho!
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Aye. If anything, me looking in the mirror makes me stiff for the next 24 hours.
It can be a serious problem.

My flatmates have just had to get used to me wondering around naked with a huge erection all day. They've learned to love it.
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It can be a serious problem.

My flatmates have just had to get used to me wondering around naked with a huge erection all day. They've learned to love it.

I wish I had attractive housemates again. It's make the problem that much easier to handle.
One of mine is really hot! This Bulgarian girl with a great Euro-porn accent. I've made no secret of wanting to shag her brains out. No luck so far though
Dead puppies.

Worked every day since I was six. Or whatever age.
Dear diary.

Today I stuffed some dolls full of dead rats I put in the blender.

I'm wondering if, maybe, there really is something wrong with me.
Close your eyes and think of a 86-model mitsubishi spacewagon, also known as the "boner killer".
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lmfao man thats so sick and depraved and yet funny all at once

my hats off to you IbanezSA160, you have embodied the Pit into one little poem
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Close yer eyes and think of calculus.

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And he calls himself australian

... Should've mentioned I'm an immigrant... from England

Whats up with that salsasnack thing?

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Quote by Deliriumbassist
I have a week off in February. I'm coming down
But then you might discover I don't really play bass
Don't get one in the first place.
Q: Favourite Pink Floyd song?
A: The one where they get wicked high and play Emin and A for an hour.
Wear boxer briefs.
Originally Posted by evening_crow
Quoting yourself is cool.

WARNING: I kill threads.
Wear those skinny straight cut Levis. Perfectly comfortable until you get over-excited, then agony.
Under the wasitband if clothing allows,

or my personal favourite - the pocket bend and squeeze

However, in certain situations you can boast, be proud and show everyone your penile pushups
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