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#1
alright my school implemented a new late policy and i woke up late today. rather than going immediatly and having detention i'm going in at 11:30am with a week old doctors note. the thing is that i changed the date to today. will i be hassled? will the principal actually look at it or will she just let me pass because i do actually have the braces and a note.
#2
You wake up late for school man you don't wanna go
You ask your mom please but she still says no
You miss two classes and no homework
But your teacher preaches class like you're some kinda jerk

You gotta fight
For your right
To Party
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ok
here's what you do
1. Take a fork, preferably metal.
2. Put some tomato sauce on it.
3. Let tomato sauce on fork dry.
4. Turn it in and call it: "The Spaghetti Massacre."


New guitar fund = beer/0
#3
Just drag a comb across your hair and catch the bus in seconds flat.
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#5
Quote by niflag
You wake up late for school man you don't wanna go
You ask your mom please but she still says no
You miss two classes and no homework
But your teacher preaches class like you're some kinda jerk

You gotta fight
For your right
To Party


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#7
Yeah, he's probably already missed the bus if he's asking the pit for advice.
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#9
lol wat sucks is that i was already absent 2x last week and my dad was like if you're absent anymore i'm cancelling your guitar lessons, i couldn't just say **** it and go back to sleep.
#10
Quote by MetalMusicianAl
lol i woke up at 7:47 it's way too late for that.


I think someone is missing it...

and I don't mean the bus..
Quote by iceman95
ok
here's what you do
1. Take a fork, preferably metal.
2. Put some tomato sauce on it.
3. Let tomato sauce on fork dry.
4. Turn it in and call it: "The Spaghetti Massacre."


New guitar fund = beer/0
#11
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They cant give you detention if you never go to school again...





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#12
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They cant give you detention if you never go to school again...

I like your thinking!
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#13
Haha, I woke up too late for school wednesday 2 weeks ago, but I called my mum and said i was sick that I will be home from school today. I knew my classmates were gonna be so pissy if i came late(somehow, Im always late for school on wednesdays)
so I didnt go there.
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#14
JUST DON'T GO IN!

simple...

then write a note and sign it as one of your parents saying that you were ill with a cold or soemthing **** like that

worked EVERY TIME for me
#15
When I tried that sort of thing when I was at school it worked around 90% of the time.
#16
Quote by Kensai
Just drag a comb across your hair and catch the bus in seconds flat.


Find your way upstairs and have a smoke..

Of course this is assuming you have a double deck bus.
#17
go in just before school lets out for the day. when they ask you why you are so late, tell them no, you're not late, you're just getting there really early for tomorrow.
#18
your schools gay.....
the note thing should be fine.

what do you have braces for???

like your teeth?
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#20
You still have to go to school..

Sucks to be you.

Seriously, though, I was late craploads. Didn't matter then, what's the worst that could happen??
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#21
Quote by basspunk709
your schools gay.....
the note thing should be fine.

what do you have braces for???

like your teeth?


yea i have braces for my teeth.
#22
Quote by dannyboy14
You still have to go to school..

Sucks to be you.

Seriously, though, I was late craploads. Didn't matter then, what's the worst that could happen??


no **** i still have to go to school. i would be late loads of times before this,but now they're handing out punishment and i refuse to stay for detention.
#23
Wake the f up then! When you get a job you won't be getting detention, you will be sacked, bricked, then thrown in a canal!
#24
ralph wiggum. for the love of god. change your avatar. that isnt moshing. thats faggotry.
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#25
Looking up, did you notice you were late? (Huh, huh, huh, huh)

I wouldn't have been late at all...

I would have found my coat and grabbed my hat, made the bus in seconds flat.


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#28
Sucks to be you, I get up earlier then a bitch just to go to school. Senoir year, can't afford to blow off a day. That just gives me a **** load of more stuff to do.
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#29
Just go in and except your punishment.
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
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#30
Quote by 0RI0N
Just go in and except your punishment.


Except? You must mean "accept".
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#31
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Sucks to be you, I get up earlier then a bitch just to go to school. Senoir year, can't afford to blow off a day. That just gives me a **** load of more stuff to do.


Senior year in high school? Hard? What are you, retarded?
#32
Quote by MetalMusicianAl
no **** i still have to go to school. i would be late loads of times before this,but now they're handing out punishment and i refuse to stay for detention.


don't go to detention then..? just tell them that every human being makes mistakes sometimes, even you ( and stare at the teacher with a frow upon your face ) . And say that they can't give you a punishment for being absolutely normal.
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#33
make a thread on UG about it.


That usually does the trick.
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#34
Quote by niflag
You wake up late for school man you don't wanna go
You ask your mom please but she still says no
You miss two classes and no homework
But your teacher preaches class like you're some kinda jerk

You gotta fight
For your right
To Party

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#35
Dude your lucky...

at my school when you're late (even if it's one minute) they give you a signature, and when you get 9 you get a 2 hour detention, 10 you get another one, 11 you get 2 more, 12 you get 10!, and 12 you get a day of ISS

and last year when you got 10 you got a 2 hour, and every 5 after that you get another one

its so gay
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#36
when im late they dont ask questions they just dont give a **** haha
#38
I don't think they will call anyone, just give them the note...

Anyways, I've slept though quite a few classes over the time I've been in college. Sometimes I wont even hear the alarm lol
Most of my classes don't have an attendance policy or anything, they just don't like you walking in late. So I take those days off and read from the book for a while.
#39
You get detention if you're late? I'm like 5-15 minutes late in at least one subject almost every day...it's starting to get better though.
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#40
just dont go

I dropped out, and it was the best thing ive ever done
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