#1
This may be a retarded question but has anyone in the Pit got any experience with trying to fill in a UK Police application form? or any other paticularly nasty question asking form?
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Nah, dude, don't be sorry. I would do the exact same.


So, faultyy what is the story here?
#13
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Fail.

TS, Lie through your teeth.


I'm trying to not resort to that at the moment, exaggerating instead lol.

The competency questions are a bit of a bitch to answer without coming across as a twat
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So, faultyy what is the story here?


trying to out some fuzz by the looks of it.

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#15
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I'm trying to not resort to that at the moment, exaggerating instead lol.

The competency questions are a bit of a bitch to answer without coming across as a twat


That's not a problem, the more of a twat you seem, the more likely they are to accept you
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#16
Quote by Oli_88

So, faultyy what is the story here?


Decided to apply because call centre work is horrible, as well as other things. However the application form seems to have been written by somebody who wants there to be less police and has done his part by making the questions quite difficult with ridiculously low word limits
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#17
Quote by faultyy
Decided to apply because call centre work is horrible, as well as other things. However the application form seems to have been written by somebody who wants there to be less police and has done his part by making the questions quite difficult with ridiculously low word limits

Fair enough. They just want to weed out the indecisive people really, you never know when a snap decision will save or cost a life.
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#18
Damn, going to have to delete all my answers now or maybe just change them to tazer Brazillian in the face
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