#1
im tryin to convice my mom to get me a half stack for christmas this year can anyone help me. i need to give her pros of having one
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#2
Pro: You will promise to try not to rape the dog
Con: You're not great at keeping promises

Should work
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#4
I want in on your sig


Faultyy I hope you die you absolute ****. If I saw you dying of dehydration on the side of the road, I'd gladly forc feed you those things that keep moisture out of shoe boxes!

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please


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Just tell her that you'll suck less and that maybe she'll wish that's true and get it for you?
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#5
seeing as it's xmas
I've Made You A Drawing of a Giraffe Fucking an Elephant. Notice How His Moustache Looks Just Like Mine.

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#6
Pros: Shouldn't need a new amp for a while, nor a new guitar, seeing as a good amp can make a shitty guitar sound decent.

More people will want you in the band because of your bad ass equipment <--I assume you're in High School and have other musicians in said school...it's sad, but it's true...
#7
Dude it's a little late for convincing isn't it? Think you're going to convince her 9 days away to buy you something?

She probably already bought you some socks or something. I think it's too late for you.

Besides, you'll shoot your eye out, kid.
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#9
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I want in on your sig


Faultyy I hope you die you absolute ****. If I saw you dying of dehydration on the side of the road, I'd gladly forc feed you those things that keep moisture out of shoe boxes!

( )

please

i cant believe that actually worked! then again, he did say please...
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#10
well when i wanted my mother to buy me equiptment, i ended up getting a job
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#11
Faultyy, I hope you keep living, you absolute beauty. If I saw you dying of dehydration on the side of the road, I'd gladly take you out for a nice sea food dinner and then out to buy a new pair of shoes!

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#12
Pro: You'll learn to spell?

Ask for money in place of gifts. Then put that money with any other money you might have and start a half stack fund. Do chores around the house, start mowing people's lawns.

In other words; get it yourself.
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#13
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#16
Pros: Once you've destroyed her ear drums with it she'll never hear your crappy out of tune thrashings ever again.
#17
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if she doesn't then shoot her in the head and wound your dad.





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#19
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if she doesn't then shoot her in the head and wound your dad.


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#21
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Dude it's a little late for convincing isn't it? Think you're going to convince her 9 days away to buy you something?

She probably already bought you some socks or something. I think it's too late for you.

Besides, you'll shoot your eye out, kid.

I agree with every word of this.

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