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My bus arrives at my school at 3:00. Class ends at 2:50 and by the time I go to my locker (the farthest opposite of my last class, by the way) and walk out the door it's usually 2:59 and I have to wait for the next bus which only comes half an hour after that. Today I wanted to get home early because I have a project to do. I run and get ready, my phone says it's 3:02. I finally get to the bus stop to see the bus zoom in front of my face. The only words in my mind were "Not today". I was fully aware the next bus stop was an extremely long block away, but I did not care, I floored it. I run down half the block and meet up with the bus who is at a light. I start walking, I am completely out of shape and the moderate run killed me. However, the light changes so I start running again. The bus is now 20 feet away from the bus, as am I, but I do not have the light. I ran across the street dodging trucks left and right just to get on the bus before the door closes. I walk on and I am greeted by thunderous applause. Everyone on the bus has seen my plight and given me a standing ovation. I laughed, started choking from lack of oxygen, the sat down and proclaimed "I am a God amongst men".
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#3
nice
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#5
tl;dr-
Fat kid ran a block to catch a bus, and only made it because the bus was stopped at a light.-
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#6
Wow, I am so impressed. Please take this moderate gift of a two week old banana as my praise.
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#8
Well done you.
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#11
If you were smart, you'd get your stuff from your locker just before your last class so that you don't have to go to the locker at 2:50.
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#12
I missed the bus once, so I ran to try to catch it. I finally caught up to it, and I started banging my hand against the side of the bus to get the driver's attention. The driver didn't notice, but I hit my hand against a paper banner on accident, and the paper stuck to my hand and tore off as the bus kept moving!

I think I have superpowers.
#18
i do this everyday when i come home from my gym class at a bowling ally which is a 30 minute walk away.

there's so much traffic on the road walking is faster than taking the bus, it's amazing really.
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I missed the bus once, so I ran to try to catch it. I finally caught up to it, and I started banging my hand against the side of the bus to get the driver's attention. The driver didn't notice, but I hit my hand against a paper banner on accident, and the paper stuck to my hand and tore off as the bus kept moving!

I think I have superpowers.


hello Peter
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I just hope the people on the bus didn't know you, though.
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Quote by KwikKopy
I missed the bus once, so I ran to try to catch it. I finally caught up to it, and I started banging my hand against the side of the bus to get the driver's attention. The driver didn't notice, but I hit my hand against a paper banner on accident, and the paper stuck to my hand and tore off as the bus kept moving!

I think I have superpowers.



Yeah, the story sounded quite familiar, didn't it?
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#24
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Lose some wait fatass.


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#25
write a book about it
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Quote by KwikKopy
I missed the bus once, so I ran to try to catch it. I finally caught up to it, and I started banging my hand against the side of the bus to get the driver's attention. The driver didn't notice, but I hit my hand against a paper banner on accident, and the paper stuck to my hand and tore off as the bus kept moving!

I think I have superpowers.


hmm this does to sound familiar
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#30
amazing, only in the pit can you be congratulated from "excersizing"
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#32
haha i enjoyed that story.

Anyone ever get a sense of accomplishment when you leave your house/school/work and arrive at the bus stop JUST as the bus pulls up? i nearly cream myself by how the timing was perfect.
#33
OP sounds familiar.. Does anyone else think they've heard or seen something like this before?
#34
i think the story sounds familiar just cause this has happened to MANY people (except for the standing ovation part). which is why i personally enjoyed the story. most people can relate to it i think.
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Quote by KwikKopy
I missed the bus once, so I ran to try to catch it. I finally caught up to it, and I started banging my hand against the side of the bus to get the driver's attention. The driver didn't notice, but I hit my hand against a paper banner on accident, and the paper stuck to my hand and tore off as the bus kept moving!

I think I have superpowers.

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Lose some WEIGHT fatass.


This thread is for congratulations, not insults!


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