#1
First off, this isnt so I can buy illegal things, I'm at legal age already.
This is for fancy dress. I'm going as an old man, and I need some tips on how to pull it off well. So far I have a big wooly jumper, slacks and slippers. I'm going to put talcum powder in my hair to make it look white.
Any tips from you guys? I need wrinkles somehow.
#4
Big glasses, grease your hair back into your head [with the talcum powder] and bring a walking stick.
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#5
grow a man beard and dye it white.

the beard cannot fail
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#10
Dust some dark eyeshadow over your face to accentuate the hollowed areas, particularly around eyes and mouth, to give you some wrinkles.

And just stand like an old man. Imagine your body is really frail and easily broken, and move accordingly

You'd be amazed how different people look depending on how they behave.
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Ive got like 2 days, its impossible.

Anyhoo, atm I'm gonna take the glasses and cane idea, and the beard (but again, 2 days, so stubble)
Possibly biscuit crumbs on the jumper, if i can get them to stick somehow. And boiled sweets in my pocket.
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Kill a lot of deer. Just don't stop and you'll be fine.

Put some dark makeup on, then scrunch your face up so you get wrinkles appearing and dust off the makeup. When you unscrunch your face the makeup will still be where the wrinkles were, making you look older.
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Ear hair. Lots of it.
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#18
Big glasses, grease your hair back into your head [with the talcum powder] and bring a walking stick


That bit wouldn't work. One of my exes used to do that to absorb the grease out of her hair. Personally i think the cancerous bitch should have just washed more but meh...

Oh and grow stubble. If you've seen 'It's A Wonderful Life'. that's how they made the main character look older (didn't really work, but meh)
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talk like a dOUCHE at the...w.e. u r going to
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#20
That bit wouldn't work. One of my exes used to do that to absorb the grease out of her hair. Personally i think the cancerous bitch should have just washed more but meh...

Oh and grow stubble. If you've seen 'It's A Wonderful Life'. that's how they made the main character look older (didn't really work, but meh


Well use dry hair wax then.
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#21
Don't sleep for a few days..Get the bags under the eyes...Definitely grow some facial hair and dye it white...

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#22
I'll let you kill my grandad.

You get a old man suit and i get inheritance money. Win-win
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who is he Mr. Peanut?



Well I was going for the whole Mr. Monopoly thing. But that works.
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#27
do the old saggy balls out of pants trick like on jackass..

works everytime...!
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yes dressing like a homeless person makes you look old >_<
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#31
Wear pants high up on your waist, also hunch over.
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#32
Pants HAVE to be over the belly button.

Makes you wonder what they are hiding in there....
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#35
Tape raw chicken skin to your face. Oh and go ahead and eat the left over chicken, don't waste. Then you'll look old. All up in this place.
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