#1
Hollywood is at it again with their remaking rampage, this time picking The Crow as their victim.

The Crow getting remade

Seriously, what the fuck? Can't they just let good movies be and stop having the urge to revamp them and run them into the ground? Apparently they really have run out of ideas...


Also, I searched and turned up nothing. If there was already a thread just link it and I'll delete this one.
#3
go ****ing figure, its worse what they are doing to Old Boy though
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4)??????
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#4
NO!!!! ****ING NOO!!!! ANYTHING BUT THIS!!!!
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#5
Quote by Fuzzbox91
go ****ing figure, its worse what they are doing to Old Boy though


Ugh yeah, and with Will Smith of all people. Will's a good enough actor and all, but for Oldboy?
#6
I thought this was a throw up in mouth thread.

I had a big burp after some Chinese food on sunday and threw up a little in my mouth, it was delicious
#8
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I thought this was a throw up in mouth thread.

I had a big burp after some Chinese food on sunday and threw up a little in my mouth, it was delicious


DUAL THREAD GO!
#9
I never had much love for The Crow but whatever; I hate remakes on principal.
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#12
What I don't get is why people are remaking classics. Nobody is going to give them a good review, because it's all in comparison to the original. They should be remaking really shitty movies that had potential, but blew.
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#13
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The Crow was a good movie?


Some think so, yes. Have a different opinion? It happens...
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#15
rofl when I read the title I thought it was gag related. Oh well... *shrugs*
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#16
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Some think so, yes. Have a different opinion? It happens...


I just don't remember it....I saw it twice back when it came out, and I was a young-un...

Should I watch it again?
#17
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What I don't get is why people are remaking classics. Nobody is going to give them a good review, because it's all in comparison to the original. They should be remaking really shitty movies that had potential, but blew.

Titanic?
It needed boobs.

Lots of boobs.
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#18
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Should I watch it again?


Yeah I'd recommend another viewing. It isn't the most incredible film ever created, as certain people make it out to be, but it was a great movie.


And Brandon Lee is definitely tossing in his grave.
#19
Haven't you heard? Movies without excessive amounts of CGI suck, so they're remaking everything made before 1999.
#20
At least the plot will probably be the same.
At least it will probably be set in the same country.


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#21
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And Brandon Lee is definitely tossing in his grave.


*resists zombie fap joke*
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#22
Lets hope no-one dies this time
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afterward i thought about it and was like "wow, i just jerked off to a chubby girl sucking off a horse. i'm disgusting".

then i watched that segment again
#23
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At least the plot will probably be the same.
At least it will probably be set in the same country.


And people will rant "Oh My F*cking G0rz0x0r! That guy ripped Heath Ledger off!"
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Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#24
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I thought this was a throw up in mouth thread.

I had a big burp after some Chinese food on sunday and threw up a little in my mouth, it was delicious

exactly, the point of Old Boy is that your supposed to dislike the main character by the end of the movie, and i dont see will smith doing the stuff that de sue (sp?) did
The Mitch Clem formula
1)make jokes about rancid and NOFX (as if they dont already make fun of themselves)
2)make obvious punk puns, possibly related to food
3)make fun of Rancid and NOFX again
4)??????
5)PROFIT (and an army of internet fanboys)
#25
Quote by Fuzzbox91
exactly, the point of Old Boy is that your supposed to dislike the main character by the end of the movie, and i dont see will smith doing the stuff that de sue (sp?) did


"Oh Dae Sue" I think.
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#26
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go ****ing figure, its worse what they are doing to Old Boy though


I just saw that a couple nights ago. Needless to say, my mind was blown.

Apparently it's not an actual remake, but another adaptation of the Japanese manga, thing. You know, what it's based on.
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