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Something full of fail happened to me today. I am a senior at my high school, and I am a straightforward metalhead.

It turns out that now I have a large following of freshmen and sophomore girls that are head over heels in love with me. I get Myspace messages and IMs from them every five seconds.

"But Sonata Fanica," you say, "why would this ever be considered a bad thing?"

Well, I don't dislike this situation because any of them are bad picks, really. (if you know what I mean)

And the fact that I have a girlfriend doesn't upset me about it more. I would just sort of ignore them.


What angers me is the reason WHY they worship me.

Apparently I look exactly like, smile, and have the same gentleman-like qualities of this guy.





For those who aren't familiar with him, this, apparently, is William Beckett of The Academy Is.

Yes. I have been accused of being a twin of this guy by at least 15 girls. I am a pop singer, apparently.


I don't take many pictures, and none of the ones I have are very straight on, but this one is sort of close to a straight-face shot. And they usually attack me on the days that my hair is parted early James LaBrie style (it's pretty long.)





I am so ashamed of my likeness to him. Similar happenings?
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#9
Id give that story a big who the **** cares. Someone thinks youre attractive, take it as a compliment and move on.
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#10
I see youre a Rhapsody of Fire fan.

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#13
yeah some people say i look like jesus christ and i have ****ing jews and priests following me around everywhere.
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But seriously, why is this a bad thing?

Well, I sort of just wish that if I looked like anyone, it would be someone metal.

And it's hard to be around my girlfriend with all those seductive temptresses.
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#15
you,metal head?
you don't have the look.... O.o
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#16
People say I look like McLovin.Im straightforward metalhead too but now we wear uniforms and I look like a nerd
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#17
I was told that i looked like Rosie O'Donell today, but you don't hear me complaining.
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#18
I work as a host as a restaurant. Every day, I can count on at lest two people telling me I am Joe Jonas. This includes old people, little girls who actually believe I am him, and weird middle aged guys :-\

It is a curse, my friend.
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#19
Quote by SonataFanica
Well, I sort of just wish that if I looked like anyone, it would be someone metal.

And it's hard to be around my girlfriend with all those seductive temptresses.

that actually could be bad.

Well, just ignore them when youre with her
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#20
Dont worry, my brother has been harrassed from little girls (around 5th grade, he's in 11th) for looking like Zac Efron, the kid from high school musical
#21
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People say I look like McLovin.Im straightforward metalhead too but now we wear uniforms and I look like a nerd

how old are you that you go to a school with uniforms?
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#22
jesus christ this thread is lame
TS you are lame, you have probably have in reality 3 girls thinking you look slightly like a singer out a band they will like for 2 weeks.
your not great looking they've tied you in with a talented guy you look slightly like, without him your nothing to them.
#23
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that actually could be bad.

Well, just ignore them when youre with her

Oh, I do. I would never cheat on her or break up with her just to be with one of them but....they're so seductive!

EDIT:
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jesus christ this thread is lame
TS you are lame, you have probably have in reality 3 girls thinking you look slightly like a singer out a band they will like for 2 weeks.
your not great looking they've tied you in with a talented guy you look slightly like, without him your nothing to them.


Oh, you.
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Last edited by SonataFanica at Dec 16, 2008,
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*looks at thread title*

*clears throat*

*epic intro*

Face me evil bastards, smell the hate of angels
Glory, pride and bloodshed
Cowards and beholders, rapers of my wisdom
Mix of dust and bones
Go back to your abyss, Algalord will not fall
But your heads will soon roll
Test the blade of heroes, fury of the thunder
Hit my golden shield

So we'll fight against the wind
for the glory of the kings
to defeat the evil enemies
And we'll ride with our lord
for the power and the throne
in the name of holy thunderforce

Arwald and Aresius with the nordic warrior
On their way to Hargor
Chaos and oblivion, turmoil and disorder
Will have now their name
The last fallen heroes will defeat your forces
Thousand spirits calling
On the furthest mountain I will see your fire
Quenched by holy frost

So we'll fight against the wind
for the glory of the kings
to defeat the evil enemies
And we'll ride with our lord
for the power and the throne
in the name of holy thunderforce

*epic outro*

That is all.
#27
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Oh, I do. I would never cheat on her or break up with her just to be with one of them but....they're so seductive!

yep those 14 year olds sure are seductive..what no one guess its only me
#28
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Oh, I do. I would never cheat on her or break up with her just to be with one of them but....they're so seductive!

NO!!!!


RESIST THE SIREN'S CALL!!!!!!!!!!!
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#31
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Most schools in Australia (and I think the UK as well) have to wear uniforms.

Are you serious?

What about hair length? Is there a limit to that?
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#32
I know your pain man. I used to get myspace messages and friend requests on msn from 8th grade girls ALL THE TIME. Granted I am extremely hot lol jk. But when I was in school the door i came in in the mornings was on the middle school side of our school. So everyday, that i went to school, i had to walk through half of the middle school hallway and get eye ****ed by little girls at 8 in the morning. It was excruciating. Too bad im not a pedo .
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#33
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Do you have a large hole in your head, perchance?



well its quite obvious he has no brains


:P


EDIT: TS should ask his GF if she is alright with 3,4,5, or even 15-somes
#34
Heres what ya do. Go along with it. tell everyone that youre in the band, and tell all those little tween girls that you're going to have a secret concert just for them!

then, find a venue in a realllly cold, dark, underground place that is really hard to get in and out.

Im assuming youre in a band? Well anyways, have your band play or some other extremely really brutal band play, and scare the **** out of all ot them and then they wont ever bother you again.
#36
one time someone told me i play like herman li. thats how i know i suck
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#37
William's a good-looking guy. Stop bitching.

At least you don't have girls following you because of the way you walk.
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#38
I've been told that I have extreme similarities to Eric from that 70's show (Topher Grace).

I have also been told that I have extreme similarities to Peter Parker (Tobey Maguire) in the spider-man movies.

Imagine how torn I was in Spider-Man 3.

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