So basically I've never been able to hock a loogie. My sinuses are draining because of the weather changing and I want to get the phlegm out of my throat. But no matter how hard I try I can't do it, I always end up gagging myself.
*palm to face*the sh** people make threads for these days.....
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Smoke pot for a bit, you'll make it a morning ritual after some time.
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Don't bother. If your body is ready to get it out, you'll begin coughing it up. This isn't medical advice in any way, so don't take it as me telling you what to do with your medical condition that needs the advice I'm not giving, but when I have phlegm issues I take Mucinex. It works wonders.
step 1: hock
step 2: expel loogie from mouth
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marmite, vegemite, termite...

anything that ends with -mite is the work of Satan's retarded cousin Vinnie.
The only way I can explain is to try and blow air from your gut (not literally it will just feel like it) and spit.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.

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