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#1
Do Fish get thirsty?
Quote by Aaron the 4th
GAYS...we don't hate that your gay we hate that your proud of it
#2
No

This is now a game...

How do blind people no when they're done wiping
grok it.

SKREAM!

Listen to jazz, it's good for you...
#3
Quote by dubstar92
No

How do blind people no when they're done wiping


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I cannot leave this thread alone. I cannot get over the sponsored fap. Out of curiosity, can i ask how your mum decided to pay for your fapping material? Why can't you just get it free? WHY?


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Can you suck your own dick also?
#5
Quote by dubstar92

How do blind people no when they're done wiping


they can't see ****?
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Denny Crane.

Quote by dmiwshicldply
touche vman, touche

mate. feed. kill. repeat.
#6
Quote by dubstar92
No

This is now a game...

How do blind people no when they're done wiping

When the toilet paper stops smelling.
#8
Do you sweat when you go swimming?
Dissonance is Bliss


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#9
Quote by dubstar92
No

This is now a game...

How do blind people no when they're done wiping


They don't. They're visually handicapped. Ass.

Quote by Doodleface
Do you sweat when you go swimming?


Yes. The perspiration is just instantly absorbed into the water.
#10
They smell the paper.

Why do emo's wake up every morning?
I'm the guy that can't think...

I act...


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Kizu wins...


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Kizu-Eien is the equivalent of mother nature in the internet
#11
Quote by Doodleface
Do you sweat when you go swimming?


yes, as a matter of fact, u do. u just don't notice because of the pool/ocean/whatever water.
i always come to UG for a tab, but get sucked into the pit

[SoWrongItsMatt]Have you tried, "Sex on fire?"



[[x]Huffy[x]]Either way I'm gonna be too stoned to care.

what he said.^

i love qotsa

mymusic
enjoy it.
#12
Quote by Doodleface
Do you sweat when you go swimming?

Yes.
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#16
Why do men have nipples?
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#17
Quote by dubstar92
No

This is now a game...

How do blind people no when they're done wiping



Let me ask the blind girl in my English class!
www.myspace.com/thepressmen
Check it out! If you do listen, ignore the bass playing on the songs. I recorded them when i was alot worse then i am now.

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This is the pit. People will fight to the death about their favorite colour.
#19
Why does new hampshire have a police force?
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#20
Quote by Kizu-Eien
They smell the paper.

Why do emo's wake up every morning?

Because most people wake up after they fall asleep.

Why are we here?
#21
Quote by bendystraw
What is the ultimate question to life, the universe, and everything?

42.


EDIT: O wow i failed there. :/
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#22
Quote by boreamor
If a tree falls in a forest, and no one is around to hear it, do Greenpeace still get pissed off?


hahahaha I literally laughed out loud to that one... hahaha good one
Quote by Aaron the 4th
GAYS...we don't hate that your gay we hate that your proud of it
#23
here we go......

if a tree falls and nobody is around to hear it did it make a sound?

EDIT: i is slow today
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#25
Quote by Kizu-Eien
They smell the paper.

Why do emo's wake up every morning?

If you rub toilet paper on you butt, even when you're done, it's still going to smell like ****, you know that right?
"We are not concerned with motive, with higher ethics. We are concerned only with cutting down crime-."
#26
Quote by bendystraw
What is the ultimate question to life, the universe, and everything?

i see what you did there
#27
Quote by Metallica_Man55
What is the sound of one hand clapping?



swooooooooshhhh
I has sigs

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If Dimebag can't take a few bullets to the head how's he gonna be able to take a full on Kamehameha?
#28
Quote by boreamor
If a tree falls in a forest, and no one is around to hear it, do Greenpeace still get pissed off?

If a woman talks and nobody is around to hear her, is she still wrong?
New To Town With A Made Up Name

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#29
42 is the answer!
Quote by Aaron the 4th
GAYS...we don't hate that your gay we hate that your proud of it
#30
Quote by Maggot3000
Why do men have nipples?


They are the electromagnetic nodes that the aliens installed on men to suppress our ultimate psychic powers. Men, remove your nipples and reclaim your latent psychic force! This ultimate power that our alien oppressors has withheld from us! They fear our might!
#31
Quote by bendystraw
What is the ultimate question to life, the universe, and everything?


42.

But when i saw this thread title the first quesiton i thought of was "do fish get thirsty". I laughed when i saw that was the first question.

EDIT: someone beat me to 42.....
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You win this thread. Pipe organs FTW.


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Let's take it one step further and add a slogan:

Big Bach is listening you!
#32
Quote by Alter-Bridge
If a woman talks and nobody is around to hear her, is she still wrong?


If a woman falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear her, why is she out of the kitchen?
#33
Quote by BD 425
Why does new hampshire have a police force?


I live in new hampshire, and that's a good f_cking question!
i haven't figured it out yet, unless it's just to mess with us...
i always come to UG for a tab, but get sucked into the pit

[SoWrongItsMatt]Have you tried, "Sex on fire?"



[[x]Huffy[x]]Either way I'm gonna be too stoned to care.

what he said.^

i love qotsa

mymusic
enjoy it.
#34
Quote by pHaKe
If you rub toilet paper on you butt, even when you're done, it's still going to smell like ****, you know that right?



They Lick it.
www.myspace.com/thepressmen
Check it out! If you do listen, ignore the bass playing on the songs. I recorded them when i was alot worse then i am now.

Quote by isildurs_bane
This is the pit. People will fight to the death about their favorite colour.
#35
Quote by JungIe
42.

No, that's the answer. They were using earth to calculate the question, they already knew the answer. Did you even read the book?
#38
Quote by imdeth
Where the fuck is my pick?!


Fixed.
No muerde, no calla
Sin sangre no hay arte
Nada ni nadie
De nada más

#39
Yes, its behind the right knee


Why do the numbers on a calculator go up?
When on a phone, they go down?
What I just said is a lie.
#40
Quote by bendystraw
What is the ultimate question to life, the universe, and everything?


42
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