#3
funeral
Quote by TunerAddict,mdawg24
+Infinity

Listen to ExtremeMetalFTW, he knows what he is talking about...

Quote by vmanoman
I clicked System Restore and it said "System Restore Is Unable To Protect You".

^^SO KVLT!!
#4
Quote by ibanez41093
mine would be in school while giving a presentaion

Was it a presentation on boobs or a vaginas?

Quote by ExtremeMetalFTW
funeral

Well was the corpse hot?
grok it.

SKREAM!

Listen to jazz, it's good for you...
#6
Quote by ExtremeMetalFTW
funeral


you ****ing necrophile...


umm.. 2 girls 1 cup?
Quote by Trowzaa
I immediately clenched my butthole after reading that...
#8
nope it was nothin sexual at all

it just happened and there was no stoping it
I SAW YOUR MOMMY AND YOUR MOMMYS DEAD
#9
the worst time to get a hard on is when you are at your girlfriends house, foolin around.


and she realizes you were checkin out another girl outside her window.

was not a happy evening... lulz
KLH & KGB
11/28/09
#11
play fighting with my brother.....


Quote by That_Pink_Queen
Groll you're a bloody genius

Quote by a6l6e6x1
wow
im "talking" to the future greatest director in the world
PRIVELAGED


member #9 of "The Beatles really are the greatest

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#12
Quote by dubstar92


Well was the corpse hot?

naw

its kind of a funny story.

you see, my cousin's friend, I think Gaby or something like that and I were messin around.
I kept poking her and shes real tickleish, so it was very hard for her to not laugh when being poked.

So how does she decide to get back at me?


by fondling me.


In any other scenario, it would be awesome.

But there I am, all hot and bothered in a church pew by a lesbian who was a blatant and cruel tease.
Quote by TunerAddict,mdawg24
+Infinity

Listen to ExtremeMetalFTW, he knows what he is talking about...

Quote by vmanoman
I clicked System Restore and it said "System Restore Is Unable To Protect You".

^^SO KVLT!!
#15
Quote by ExtremeMetalFTW
naw

its kind of a funny story.

you see, my cousin's friend, I think Gaby or something like that and I were messin around.
I kept poking her and shes real tickleish, so it was very hard for her to not laugh when being poked.

So how does she decide to get back at me?


by fondling me.


In any other scenario, it would be awesome.

But there I am, all hot and bothered in a church pew by a lesbian who was a blatant and cruel tease.

That's not funny. it's sad. Real life lesbians suck , porno lesbians on the other hand...
grok it.

SKREAM!

Listen to jazz, it's good for you...
#20
Quote by Ledforthehead



hahaha! i like you
Quote by That_Pink_Queen
Groll you're a bloody genius

Quote by a6l6e6x1
wow
im "talking" to the future greatest director in the world
PRIVELAGED


member #9 of "The Beatles really are the greatest

Metal Face productions! watch our movies!
http://www.metalface.tk/
#21
Quote by dubstar92
That's not funny. it's sad. Real life lesbians suck , porno lesbians on the other hand...


Also suck. Quite well.
time machine. Inadvertently, I had created a
#23
church
Quote by Saint of Steel
When you're climaxing shout:


'Show me where you're mother lives!'

See if that puts her off.

KMFDM FAN CLUB

Quote by Sabu
Get some 80s porn, you laugh a little, you jizz a little, it's a fun time.