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#1
I've been going through wikipedia with no particular aim and seeing where it ends up taking me. I ended up here and I got wondering about how others seduce people. My only knowledge of how others do it is from films really, and some of the 10 things in that article advising women not to accept seemed to work pretty well in American Graffiti.

So, do you use any particular chat-up lines or "methods"? What's the worst line you've ever used/heard?

Personally since I'm not living in the 60's, rather than "cruising" to pick people up I just start off conversations in a library or in a shop etc, ask questions, make a joke or two and take it from there. Works well enough. I think chat-up lines are cheesey and awful so I never use them, but the funniest I've heard is from an episode of Red Dwarf, which goes along these lines:

Man: Hi, could I get you a drink?
Lady: Sure.
Man: Would you like a worm do?
Lady: What's a worm do?
Man: It wriggles along the floor like this. *wriggling finger motion*

Also, I couldn't help noticing the picture of the woman who was the president of that Anti-Flirt Club. I'm guessing she didn't need to fend off many advances from men.

#2
Oh dear Lord, I'd hit that with the fist of an angry God.

Alcohol/date rape helps too.

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#3
Just put on some cool jazz and do this:

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#4
Just start talking girls like advances. Being a "bad boy" even if you aren't can be quite helpful.
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Luckily for me, I really am a badboy.

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^ haha "bad boy"
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#8
i'm usually better at pulling on the dancefloor, even though i cannot dance, when everyone has had a few drinks

i am terrible, however, at chatting up girls at the bar
#9
I dont use any chat-up lines when im seriously trying to pull a girl. All the girls i've pulled have been while ive been at a club/alt club so it normally happens when some eye contact has been made, I go over, talk and dance abit, normally offer to buy them a drink if we hit it off, and it goes from there.
#10
Worst line I ever used that worked; "How about we get out of here and go back to your place?"

Best line I ever had that didn't: "You can bring your boyfriend along!"
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#11
I was talking to a chick backstage at a gig and she was saying she was thirsty..
I said "Well maybe if my saliva was in your mouth.."

I must be really good looking, cos it worked
#14
Not cheesy pick-up lines anyway. Usually a bit of eye contact some vague conversation and then a subtle sugestion.
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I was talking to a chick backstage at a gig and she was saying she was thirsty..
I said "Well maybe if my saliva was in your mouth.."

I must be really good looking, cos it worked



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#16
The greatest Fail Pick-Up Line of all time: "If you sit on my face, I'll let you eat your way to my heart." Also just after that Austrian guy who imprisoned his daughter was found: "If I was Austrian and you were my daughter, I'd lock you in my basement and have seven kids with you."

Nah but seriously, I'm gutless at scoring. Everyone I've ever slept with, male or female, has been picked up by me either when drunk or starting something over teh interwebz.
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#17
It's easy as hell to get girls. Quit trying to think of clever lines to use or planning out conversations in your head and just listen to what she has to say. Always give the impression you're unavailable or you're vaguely seeing someone.
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#20
you: Hey, want to come back to my place for some chicken 'n sex?
Girl: No.
You: How about we just forget the chicken?


Works every time.
#21
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i'm usually better at pulling on the dancefloor, even though i cannot dance, when everyone has had a few drinks

i am terrible, however, at chatting up girls at the bar

I'm the opposite.
Though I can't exactly remember how I did it last time.
First thing I remember is "Hi I'm Oli, how are you?"
The next thing I know, we were in her flat.
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you: Hey, want to come back to my place for some chicken 'n sex?
Girl: No.
You: How about we just forget the chicken?


Works every time.


But what if they say yes to chicken but no to the sex? Then you have to buy them chicken or look like an idiot. Then you'll be eating chicken with a boner and, believe me, it's no fun enjoying thighs and breasts if you can't use your boner afterwards.
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#23
I used to date Alice Reighley, president of the anti-flirt club. I was wondering what had happened to her. Last time I saw her she was in a hot, sexy wet catfight over a man. Here's a picture of it:




OOooh yeaah, this is hot.
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#25
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I'm the opposite.
Though I can't exactly remember how I did it last time.
First thing I remember is "Hi I'm Oli, how are you?"
The next thing I know, we were in her flat.

"Hi I'm Oli, how are you?"
"Hi I'm Oli, how are you?"
"Hi I'm Oli, how are you."

Okay, I think I got it down.
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^Brb puking intestines up from disgust

Like you wouldn't hit it.
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#27
I usually just get talking to them, and make the odd joke. There's no need to be as full on as some people think. They'll never get comfortable with you that way. Don't act needy, as it puts girls straight off.
If they like you, you don't need to put on some sort of act. If being yourself isn't going to work, you're talking to the wrong girl.
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#28
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But what if they say yes to chicken but no to the sex? Then you have to buy them chicken or look like an idiot. Then you'll be eating chicken with a boner and, believe me, it's no fun enjoying thighs and breasts if you can't use your boner afterwards.


rofl that so needs to be sigged if only was shorter
4. fat/ugly girls....just 'cause

I'm actually not really pissed off by any of those things....so you lose.

lol what fat girls piss every one off.
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"Hi I'm Oli, how are you?"
"Hi I'm Oli, how are you?"
"Hi I'm Oli, how are you."

Okay, I think I got it down.

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#31
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Like you wouldn't hit it.


Contrary to popular belief, I WOULD in fact, 'hit that'


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#32
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Also, I couldn't help noticing the picture of the woman who was the president of that Anti-Flirt Club. I'm guessing she didn't need to fend off many advances from men.


Makes me think of



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I wouldn't even do it literally, which was the practice at the time
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Like you wouldn't hit it.




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#35
Top class chat up line:
"Excuse me miss, but I saw you from across the room, and I realised that I couldnt take another breath until I fond out your name."
Bottom class chat up line:
Me: Are you ont the pull then?
Girl: Yeah
Me: Have you yet?
Girl: No
Me: Would you like to?
Girl: Yes
Me: You just have.
What is this that stands before me?

Figure in black that points at me...


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#36
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But what if they say yes to chicken but no to the sex? Then you have to buy them chicken or look like an idiot. Then you'll be eating chicken with a boner and, believe me, it's no fun enjoying thighs and breasts if you can't use your boner afterwards.

+1
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#37
When you see two girls together at a club or whatever, one is always ugly or something. You go up to the ugly one and say "Would you like to dance?" Not believing their luck they'll say yes, then you say "well fuck off and do it then so I can talk to your mate."
#38
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When you see two girls together at a club or whatever, one is always ugly or something. You go up to the ugly one and say "Would you like to dance?" Not believing their luck they'll say yes, then you say "well fuck off and do it then so I can talk to your mate."

This man knows the score.
#39
Er...

Alcohol, anyone?

I usually get drunk and wait for a girl to start hinting me.

If not, just talk to them, discuss stuff some people'd describe as "naughty" and then subtly give them a kiss on the cheeck or something.

That said, I never do that whilst sober. Oh also, if she's into you but you're not into her, just make it seem like you are; she might even buy you beer!
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#40
i would definatly love to do illegal things to that hawt piece of women fleshmeat.
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