#1
so todays my birthday, i doubt anyone in my family remembered... i hate birthdays cause it just reminds me how old i am, and i have no girl at the moment. i also lost my phone...

im turning 17, its the 17th. thats amazing.
#4
happy birthday
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#7
It's my birthday too, and I just woke up and saw this lol. Though technically it's the 18th over here so it's not quite the same thing, but still.
#8
happy birthday man, mine was yesterday. hope yours is better than mine (i watched my 3 kids all day and then went to work lol).
#9
she told me I gve her the best present she ever had already .. but say Sophia hy from me


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#16
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she told me I gve her the best present she ever had already .. but say Sophia hy from me

what? whos sophia?
#17
OH MY GOD


I'm turning 17 today too, today, the 17th of december 2008, I turn 17...

I was born on 17 december of 1991, at 17.16pm...(couldn't wait one more minute, DAMn!!!!!

I fell asleep on my arm once, scariest thing that ever happened to me. I thought it was kill.
#19
You think you're old..................
Happy birthday.
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#20
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I'm older than you, shut up.

i never said i was super old dits.
just with no GF
#21
Lots of people in life are without girlfriends, big deal. Use as a chance to really to get to know the friends you have.

And the shut up was for reminding me I'm nearly 20
#22
Quote by Lord Waltaa
OH MY GOD


I'm turning 17 today too, today, the 17th of december 2008, I turn 17...

I was born on 17 december of 1991, at 17.16pm...(couldn't wait one more minute, DAMn!!!!!

Happy Birthday to you aswell, I got you...

#23
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Lots of people in life are without girlfriends, big deal. Use as a chance to really to get to know the friends you have.

And the shut up was for reminding me I'm nearly 20

sorry old man
#24
Quote by exylum
so todays my birthday, i doubt anyone in my family remembered... i hate birthdays cause it just reminds me how old i am, and i have no girl at the moment. i also lost my phone...

im turning 17, its the 17th. thats amazing.


You think 17 is old im turning 19 in a month
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#25
Quote by exylum
so todays my birthday, i doubt anyone in my family remembered... i hate birthdays cause it just reminds me how old i am, and i have no girl at the moment. i also lost my phone...

im turning 17, its the 17th. thats amazing.


How old you are??? you probably barely have pubes

lol

this sounds like a bad country song

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#27
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Happy Birthday to you aswell, I got you...




His taste-buds won't be able to repel flavor of that magnitude.
#28
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i second the hard drinking

EVERY1 needs 2 just pick up a bottle and lets all sing happy birthday...then we can all sing happy dethday and itll be perfect
#29
Happy birthday junior. I couldn't afford to buy you a girlfriend so I got you this picture instead:

#30
It's your golden birthday. Live it up.
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
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#32
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#34
Quote by exylum
i never said i was super old dits.
just with no GF



Well you dont wanna be settling down just yet do you, enjoy the freedom and fap
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#35
Quote by Azwethinkwedo
its mine today too, and i'm turnin 17 too. but it just feels like another day
Here you go.



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#36
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How old you are??? you probably barely have pubes

lol

this sounds like a bad country song

dude... watch harold and kumar 2. the guy with the pubes? I HAS THEM
#39
Quityerbitching.

I wanna be turning 17 again
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#40
Happy mother****ing birthday you ****ing bastard; just trying to keep up with the tread title.

Seriously, have a good one.