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#1
So there's some girl, she's hot, wants me to write a song for her... Which is no problem, apart from all my lyrics suck.

Thing is, she says she'd do ANYTHING if i play it to her
So you know... It's worth it.

So I need a plan...
Maybe steal some lines from a song she's never even heard.

Something along those lines.

Cheers.


EDIT:
Josho has make a breakthrough in writing lyrics...

'Her hazel eyes, are what makes me melt inside
The smile on your face, is what makes me love you, every time'

I'm pretty much a god... Well not really, because they suck.
But if anyone wants to expand... You'll being helping a fellow pit dweller get some puss puss
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Last edited by DimebagJosho at Dec 17, 2008,
#4
I love you!!! OHH YEA I DO
Dananannananananaannan
I loveee you and i wrote this song
Its not very longgggggggggggggg

There, your welcome.
#5
But her hair is straight.
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Randall RH150G3
Harley Benton Cab (Shut up.)
Roland Cube 60
Dunlop Wah Wah Pedal.


mmmmm


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#6
Sex Type Thing - STP

That should get your message across
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afterward i thought about it and was like "wow, i just jerked off to a chubby girl sucking off a horse. i'm disgusting".

then i watched that segment again
#7
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#8
inb4 I cum blood

you could take the lyric of a romantic french song, and change it in english
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Nicely put good sir

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#10
Quote by Radio Addict
I love you!!! OHH YEA I DO
Dananannananananaannan
I loveee you and i wrote this song
Its not very longgggggggggggggg


hahahahahahahah best song eva 'specially "dananananananananannan"
#11
Play Land Of The Miracle by Edguy. Best lyrics ever for a love song and the girl will like the solo.
#12
use subliminal messages
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#13
umm


If I had the time and lotsa money
The I'd take you round the world
N if I had a dime for every penny
Then I'd buy you diamonds girl
You don't even know how much I love you
And how much I wanna be...
Your knight in shining armor, yeah, baby
That's good enough for me...

And I'll keep tryin
Yeah I'll keep tryin, to make you mine
...mine all mine
I hope you're buyin, I hope you're buyin
All of my lines

Now if I was the king and had a castle
Then you'd surely be my queen
We would live up in the tallest tower
And we rarely would be seen
You don't even know how much I need you
And how much you mean to me
Im dog without a bone hear me cryin
And it's time for you to see that...


(Y)
#14
one time i liked this girl and my friends were being assholes about it,

so they took the lyrics to Sweet Child O' Mine and told her it was a poem i write, also she had never heard that song so her response was "aw thats sweet, but my eyes are brown"

even though i was pissed at them for that, it was hilarious, lol


anyway about ur problem, maybe u should play her an instrumental love song =P
#15
roses are red
violets are blue
I wanna be on you


there you go ^^
no need to thank me, lyrics are my forte'
" Did You know, in Tibet, if they want something, do you know what they do? They give something away."

"Do they ? That must be why they're such a dominant global power."
#16
Write her a wank, 10 minute, guitar solo instrumental. It worked for Petrucci.
Q: Favourite Pink Floyd song?
A: The one where they get wicked high and play Emin and A for an hour.
#17
Quote by loubot123
roses are red
violets are blue
I cum on you


there you go ^^
no need to thank me, lyrics are my forte'


fix'd
PICTURE YOURSELF IN A BOAT ON A RIVER
WITH TANGERINE TREES AND MARMALADE SKIES...
#18
If you put a picture on here, I will write the most badass ****ty love song ever...

Seriously, I'll write you a song, for just ONE picture.

EDIT: For inspiration.. of course!
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#19
Here's some I made earlier.

Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight
gonna grab some afternoon delight.
My motto's always been; when it's right, it's right.
Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night.
When everything's a little clearer in the light of day.
And you know the night is always gonna be there any way.

Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite
looking forward to a little afternoon delight.
Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite
and the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting.

Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

Started out this morning feeling so polite
I always though a fish could not be caught who wouldn't bite
But you've got some bait a waitin' and I think I might try nibbling
a little afternoon delight.

Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

Please be waiting for me baby when I come around.
We could make a lot of lovin' 'for the sun goes down.

Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.
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he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#21
Write meaningless lyrics that sound like they're full of metaphors, and rhymes.
Then add some bull**** meanings.
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Raping her in front of other people would be morally wrong.

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#22
Don't let me go
I'll fall apart
Don't say you won't follow my heart
I've kept this deep inside for far too long (it can't be wrong! )
Only one life to give
I cross my heart and hope to live
With you my darling here forever more
#23
Some good ideas so far.
With You by Chris Brown?
I said stealing lyrics from a song she WON'T know
Ibanez RG350DX
Randall RH150G3
Harley Benton Cab (Shut up.)
Roland Cube 60
Dunlop Wah Wah Pedal.


mmmmm


Guitar fund - £300/???
Help me out guise!!1!
#24
So write an instrumental. She wants one for her, not necessarily about her.

Randy Rhoads did it. Granted, for his mother.
#25
Quote by DimebagJosho
Some good ideas so far.
With You by Chris Brown?
I said stealing lyrics from a song she WON'T know

i meant play it for her sorry about that
#26
Quote by CTFOD
Here's some I made earlier.

Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight
gonna grab some afternoon delight.
My motto's always been; when it's right, it's right.
Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night.
When everything's a little clearer in the light of day.
And you know the night is always gonna be there any way.

Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite
looking forward to a little afternoon delight.
Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite
and the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting.

Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

Started out this morning feeling so polite
I always though a fish could not be caught who wouldn't bite
But you've got some bait a waitin' and I think I might try nibbling
a little afternoon delight.

Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

Please be waiting for me baby when I come around.
We could make a lot of lovin' 'for the sun goes down.

Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.



Hello. . .I love you.
#27
Quote by loubot123
roses are red
violets are blue
I'll fuck you with a rake



Now it's fixed
Quote by dudius

afterward i thought about it and was like "wow, i just jerked off to a chubby girl sucking off a horse. i'm disgusting".

then i watched that segment again
#29
Who's the black private dick
that's a sex machine to all the chicks?
(Shaft!)
You're damn right
Who is the man
that would risk his neck for his brother man?
(Shaft!)
Can ya dig it?
Who's the cat that won't cop out
when there's danger all about
(Shaft!)
Right on
You see this cat Shaft is a bad mother--
(Shut your mouth)
But I'm talkin' about Shaft
(Then we can dig it)
He's a complicated man
but no one understands him but his woman
(John Shaft)


You just can't go wrong.
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#30
Quote by A8039077

Now it's fixed

you sir, are a musical genius
" Did You know, in Tibet, if they want something, do you know what they do? They give something away."

"Do they ? That must be why they're such a dominant global power."
#31
Quote by DimebagJosho
So there's some girl, she's hot, wants me to write a song for her... Which is no problem, apart from all my lyrics suck.

Thing is, she says she'd do ANYTHING if i play it to her
So you know... It's worth it.

So I need a plan...
Maybe steal some lines from a song she's never even heard.

Something along those lines.

Cheers.


EDIT:
Josho has make a breakthrough in writing lyrics...

'Her hazel eyes, are what makes me melt inside
The smile on your face, is what makes me love you, every time'

I'm pretty much a god... Well not really, because they suck.
But if anyone wants to expand... You'll being helping a fellow pit dweller get some puss puss


Oh god. This is bad.

"Time to live, time to lie
Time to laugh, time to die"

Sing these lines and nothing else is needed.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#32
I wanna hold her
Wanna hold her tight
Get teenage kicks right through the night
COME ON!


*note, lyrics may be stolen*
Ego inflating praise here:
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That is SOOOOOOOOOOO sig worthy! Pure awesomeness to you, sir.

C wut I did thar Fishy?

's UG
#33
Quote by JohnnyGenzale
Oh god. This is bad.

"Time to live, time to lie
Time to laugh, time to die"

Sing these lines and nothing else is needed.

Oh come on, they're not THAT bad...
Ibanez RG350DX
Randall RH150G3
Harley Benton Cab (Shut up.)
Roland Cube 60
Dunlop Wah Wah Pedal.


mmmmm


Guitar fund - £300/???
Help me out guise!!1!
#34
okay start strumming chords, then hit her over the head with the guitar and that'll buy you an hour or so of um, "free time"

when she wakes up, just be like THAT was rude. now you missed my song.
...but i forgive you.
just make it up to me with...etc.etc.
#35
Quote by DimebagJosho
Oh come on, they're not THAT bad...

Nope, they're just cheesier than a dirty disease-ridden whore.
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^And known for that bloody awesome croissant with a crown.
Man that's badass.


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#36
Quote by CTFOD
Here's some I made earlier.

Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight
gonna grab some afternoon delight.
My motto's always been; when it's right, it's right.
Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night.
When everything's a little clearer in the light of day.
And you know the night is always gonna be there any way.

Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite
looking forward to a little afternoon delight.
Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite
and the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting.

Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

Started out this morning feeling so polite
I always though a fish could not be caught who wouldn't bite
But you've got some bait a waitin' and I think I might try nibbling
a little afternoon delight.

Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

Please be waiting for me baby when I come around.
We could make a lot of lovin' 'for the sun goes down.

Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

This.
Scar tissue that I wish you saw
Sarcastic mister know it all
Close your eyes and I'll kiss you cause
With the birds I'll share
This lonely view
#38
giggety giggety lets have sex?
I Won't Let This Build Up Inside Of Me

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+Sideways 8

Well thats me set ^^
#39
I could stay awake just to hear you breathing
Watch you smile while you are sleeping
Far away and dreaming
I could spend my life in this sweet surrender
I could stay lost in this moment forever
Well, every moment spent with you
Is a moment I treasure

I don't wanna close my eyes
I don't wanna fall asleep
'Cause I'd miss you, babe
And I don't wanna miss a thing
'Cause even when I dream of you
The sweetest dream will never do
I'd still miss you, babe
And I don't wanna miss a thing

Lying close to you
Feeling your heart beating
And I'm wondering what you're dreaming
Wondering if it's me you're seeing
Then I kiss your eyes and thank God we're together
And I just wanna stay with you
In this moment forever, forever and ever

I don't wanna close my eyes
I don't wanna fall asleep
'Cause I'd miss you, babe
And I don't wanna miss a thing
'Cause even when I dream of you
The sweetest dream will never do
I'd still miss you, babe
And I don't wanna miss a thing

I don't wanna miss one smile
I don't wanna miss one kiss
Well, I just wanna be with you
Right here with you, just like this
I just wanna hold you close
Feel your heart so close to mine
And stay here in this moment
For all the rest of time

Don't wanna close my eyes
Don't wanna fall asleep
'Cause I'd miss you, babe
And I don't wanna miss a thing
'Cause even when I dream of you
The sweetest dream will never do
'Cause I'd still miss you, babe
And I don't wanna miss a thing

I don't wanna close my eyes
I don't wanna fall asleep
'Cause I'd miss you, babe
And I don't wanna miss a thing
'Cause even when I dream of you
The sweetest dream will never do
I'd still miss you, babe
And I don't wanna miss a thing

Don't wanna close my eyes
Don't wanna fall asleep, yeah
I don't wanna miss a thing

Its one of my own, but you're welcome to have it.
#40
Quote by PirateXc
mention how you miss her wispering eye


Does she have some kind of infection?
Quote by Karvid
You win this thread. And UG. I haven't actually lol'd at a post in a really long time. Thanks for changing that. I expect a sig


He expected this.

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