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PERFORMING monkeys turned on their trainer - beating him senseless with his own stick.

They went ape when their cruel owner handed out a vicious beating to one of the trio as they rode mini bicycles in a street show. While one twisted his ears, another pulled tufts of his hair out in handfuls and bit his neck in a market in Sizhou, eastern China. When he dropped his cane, the third monkey snatched it up and began beating the trainer around the head until he broke the stick.

http://dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/75986/Slave-monkeys-get-revenge-on-cruel-owner
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/asia/article5361511.ece

Pics: http://www.mirror.co.uk/2008/12/17/angry-monkeys-turn-on-owner-115875-20977865/
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#2
And what do you suggest we do?

I say join them Monkeys>most people
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#5

Dude deserved it.
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#7
Jackass got what was coming to him. GO, LITTLE BUDDIES, GO!
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Awesome.
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#11
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#14
He got what he deserved if he was beating them.

Those monkeys aren't gonna take it anymore.....
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#18
Pwned
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#19
I guess this is what the monkeys do when they're not posting in the pit.
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#24
thats why you dont spank the monkey
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#26
Not really news. Monkeys, apes, and such have attacked humans before. I heard of this case from when I lived in Africa of these people driving through a jungle. They were ambushed by chimpanzees who dismembered them and then killed them.
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Not really news. Monkeys, apes, and such have attacked humans before. I heard of this case from when I lived in Africa of these people driving through a jungle. They were ambushed by chimpanzees who dismembered them and then killed them.

Really?

I thought monkeys respected us as their superiors, worshipped us even.
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#33
Quote by Yeti60
Not really news. Monkeys, apes, and such have attacked humans before. I heard of this case from when I lived in Africa of these people driving through a jungle. They were ambushed by chimpanzees who dismembered them and then killed them.


Wtf!?

They just attacked the people unprovoked?
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#34
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Wtf!?

They just attacked the people unprovoked?


Chimpanzees are extremely territorial. If they feel you've crossed the line at all, they'll attack you and they'll do it with gusto. They're kinda like angry, primitive humans.
#35
Are you suggesting that we should form an alliance with the monkeys so they will not attack us in the future?
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#37
yeah chimpanzees can be very hostile... so if you ever encounter a wild chimp, don't do anything to provoke it... and they are hella strong (sorry for the usage of "hella")
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#38
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Chimpanzees are extremely territorial. If they feel you've crossed the line at all, they'll attack you and they'll do it with gusto. They're kinda like angry, primitive humans.


Hmm, makes sense, thanks.

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yeah chimpanzees can be very hostile... so if you ever encounter a wild chimp, don't do anything to provoke it... and they are hella strong (sorry for the usage of "hella")


And what would provoke a chimp? I'm genuinely asking...and how strong are we talking here?
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#39
Quote by Yeti60
yeah chimpanzees can be very hostile... so if you ever encounter a wild chimp, don't do anything to provoke it... and they are hella strong (sorry for the usage of "hella")

did you look at the pics? those sure as fuck aint chimps
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