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#1
i got the idea for this from the "most epic way to die" thread but ive added a twist.
what is the most badass way you would kill yourself?

rate the user above you on a scale of 1-10 based on:

Manliness -
Awesomeness -
Style -
Mess -

here is something to get you started

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=manly_suicide

edit: You guys are forgetting to RATE THE PERSON ABOVE YOU
incubus rocks my world
Last edited by nrc141 at Dec 17, 2008,
#2
hanging yourself... by your balls. then bleeding out
incubus rocks my world
#5
Getting thrown down a flight of stairs by a retarded child while dressed in a lion costume!
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Floppydick


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#6
pencils up the nose, slam head on desk.
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There's been sooo many threads done on this; I don't even wanna hear that you used the searchbar. Staring at it and giggling does not count.
The worlds fu cked up and we lit the fuse, its all used up what you gonna do?
#7
Take a motorcycle up to the highest cliff you could find, pack it full of tnt, ride off the edge, and do backflips into the canyon below while engulfed in a blazing inferno!
#10
Step 1: Hold your breath.
Step 2: Wait 10 minutes, then go to step 3.
Step 3: If you are reading this, you have failed.

I lol'd
#11
You stole this from Maddox. So equally, headbutting the pavement.
Call me Callum

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#12
I would hang over a stairwell on my belly as my best friend watched, screaming in his incredibly annoying voice. Then I'd dramatically fall over the banister and tumble down the stairs.

Also, I'm a lion in this story.

EDIT: Damn you, floppypick!
My band, Escher
My progressive rock project, Mosaic

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Last edited by GodofCheesecake at Dec 17, 2008,
#13
I'd give a 3.5 on everything


Getting sucked through the propeller wings of a airplane.
Last edited by dethead666 at Dec 17, 2008,
#14
Quote by GodofCheesecake
I would hang over a stairwell on my belly as my best friend watched, screaming in his incredibly annoying voice. Then I'd dramatically fall over the banister and tumble down the stairs.

Also, I'm a lion in this story.


...beaten to it ^
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You are god, floppypick



Floppydick


If that's how you read my name, leave a message saying so on my profile
#15
lead a doomed neo-nazi revolution in canada with 4 other people and take out as many people as you can before some mounty shoots you in the knee caps and then commences to beat you in the head until you die
Warning: The above post may contain lethal levels of radiation, sharp objects and sexiness.
Proceed with extreme caution!
#17
Get some cheese wire, a stool, and glue.

tie the wire into a nuse, get on the stool, put your head in the nuse, glue your hands to your head, and kick the stool. People will think you pulled your head off. Epic win.
#18
Using your last bullet after killing like 50 zombies to blow up a petrol tank beside you
'08 Gretsch White Falcon
'98 Fender USA Deluxe Tele
'79 Greco Les Paul Standard
Airline Stratotone Crafter GAE8

A bunch of funky pedals

Handwired 50 Watt Plexi Lead Clone w/ Orange 4x12
#19
Manliness - 2
Awesomeness - 3
Style - 5
Mess - OVER 9000 !!!!!!!
ALL HAIL HYPNOTOAD

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#20
Drowning in your own urine.
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#22
I would fake my suicide like in Paulie Shore is Dead. I'd fake my death, move far away, change my name, and create a whole new life.

Then, years later, I'd return to my family and old friends and **** with them.
#23
what you need: knife, spoon, balls (literally and figuratively), eyes, minefield, napalm sprayer

1. cut two vertical slits in nutsack
2. remove testcles
3. remove eyes via rusty spoon
4. insert opposite parts (balls in eyesocket, eyes in scrotum)
5. find nearest minefield
6. now that your blind cartwheel across
7. if you survive then point napalm sprayer 90 degrees perpindicular to floor
8. scream and roll on the ground as you painfully die


Manliness - technically, your no longer a man, but 11.5/10
Awesomeness - -7/10 it would suck realy badly
Style - 8/10
Mess - 13/10


****inspired by Tenacious D: Pick of Destiny
#25
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ITT: TS rips off maddox and claims as his own


um... no?
incubus rocks my world
#26
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pencils up the nose, slam head on desk.



manliness - 9
awesomeness - 10
style - 3 - the dark knight
mess - 1 - when you pull out said pencil 7.5
incubus rocks my world
#27
In soviet Russia, suicide commits YOU.
Catch me,
heal me,
Lift me back up to the Sun
I choose to live
#29
Quote by nrc141
manliness - 9
awesomeness - 10
style - 8 - urban legend
mess - 1 - when you pull out said pencil 7.5


fixed
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All-riiight.
#30
Quote by boreamor
Dying whist wrestling a lolipop from a young child. The young child shoots you.


What is with people ripping off The Simpsons today?
#32
wait what?

I think I get it......


Uhh...
Not copying a chain letter, and Miraculously dying from similar causes on said chain letter?
#34
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wait what?

I think I get it......


Uhh...
Not copying a chain letter, and Miraculously dying from similar causes on said chain letter?


Manliness - 1, Chain letters are gay.
Awesomeness - 1, Chain letters are gay.
Style - 2, It's not as gay in style, but still gay.
Mess - Depends on the chain letter

And now for mine. Getting mauled by a bear that you were trying to rape while it was hibernating
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools
#35
Quote by figsandbobo
Manliness - 1, Chain letters are gay.
Awesomeness - 1, Chain letters are gay.
Style - 2, It's not as gay in style, but still gay.
Mess - Depends on the chain letter

And now for mine. Getting mauled by a bear that you were trying to rape while it was hibernating


Heyyyy, didn't a mod change your name to "fagsandhomos?"???

I bet your glad he changed it back.
#36
Quote by Tire Me.
Heyyyy, didn't a mod change your name to "fagsandhomos?"???

I bet your glad he changed it back.


Before your time, young'n.
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools
#38
Watching Infinite Jest.
My all gold grills give her cold chills
Said she gotta coke feel cuz I'm sooo trill.
#39
oh come on there was a thread just like this a few days ago. we ended up arguing how to spell Chuck Schuldiner.

Either way, I say slit your wrists and use the blood to write cryptic messages on the walls to scare the **** out of whoever finds you.

But make sure to do it in a public place, like a bathroom at a subway station. That way you're hidden long enough to die, but easily visible so you're found.

Damn it would suck to die in a bathroom.
#40
jumping off a building, and doing a backflip
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And thanks MotleyCrueSATD, that was pretty awesome.


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the truth he speaks well, harken unto his word.
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