What should I get him?!?!?!!?????
i have like ten Dollars.
Hes 10 btw.
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A kinder egg.

No, a dildo.
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How about you don't insult my friend's dead mum, you prick.

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Too be he had to be a dick about his crayons.
A searchbar.

No joke. You could get him one, run-away with him, and raise him to use it wisely.

Be sure to introduce him to the pit though.
Get him porn and beer.
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he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
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if you hold onto jesus' hand
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Give him 10 dollars for his 10th birthday.

Or a cheap prostitute...

Exactly. And if he seems sad that you only gave him a measly 10 dollars, tell him its one dollar for every year of his life!

and now, you know that you'll only have to give him 11 dollars next year!
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Sometimes my penis stands up so I rub it and then he gets sick from the rubbing (probably an upset tummy) and throws up ... ...
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Im 18 and ive never had a wet dream. is that normal?
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I used to think that girls only had 2 holes

a dimebag!!!!

...you know, those little action figures they have of dimebag darrel? theyre pretty cool
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Epic post. Wish I could say more, but I don't know much about the subconscious and other psychological stuff.
Either get him a nice 10 buck hooker or ten really awful ones!

Get hime sonthing from the heart. Like the Pulmonary Artery
fresh gram of marijuana.

EDIT: Damn looks like I was beaten to it.
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If you are rowing down the road in your canoe and your wagon wheel falls off. How many pancakes does it take to make a doghouse?

Green, because a vest has no sleeves.

Can't we all just get a bong?
dick in a box?


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so this kid at my school microwaved brussel sprouts for lunch, and when he was about to eat them one of them exploded on his face and burned him. i like turtles

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A Carcass CD. Put hairs on his chest.

+ 1
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I think the next person to shoot up a school should list Jonas brothers and Hannah Montana as his favorite "musicians."
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Everyone loves silly putty.
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dick in a box?


GODDAMMIT stole mine
and btw, get him this +1
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Be sure to introduce him to the pit though.

For the love of god, if you love your brother, you will not do this to him.
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afterward i thought about it and was like "wow, i just jerked off to a chubby girl sucking off a horse. i'm disgusting".

then i watched that segment again