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#2
Talk about putting your foot in your mouth!


(yeah I know "brain" but it's still funny damnit)
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#4
that picture is sick
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#6
Are those jokes really appropriate?
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#7
Quote by maninthebox24
Are those jokes really appropriate?

You gotta put your best foot forward, mate.
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#10
Heh, foot-head....

EDIT: Sorry guys, I'm not really punny.
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#11
well, at least he's got an....errrr..... another foot themed joke

EDIT: ha! i got one!!

if he's dropped on his head, he'll be fine because he can hit the ground running

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#12
Quote by maninthebox24
Are those jokes really appropriate?


you know that link to the pit

get a sticker and put it on your screen to remind you its full of assholes and to deal with it
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#13
All these puns! Nice to see people are thinking on their feet.

ಠ_ಠ

wat

#15
He must've been one hell of a feetus.
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#16
Quote by Jaymz_515
All these puns! Nice to see people are thinking on their feet.


#19
He could be a professional footballer when he grows up...

...He's got a good footballing brain.
#20
Quote by Steve The Plank
Some might say that he was growing a foot in his brain.



hmm.. some would say that
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#21
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#26
That must have been one hell of a feat giving birth to him
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#27
Quote by Jaymz_515
This kid's brain is the key to his sole.


My god...your brillance...
#28
Well, at least if he falls face-first in a race, he can recover nicely.

Keep stuff like this coming, we need to be kept on our toes

... I think everyone in this thread might be going to Hell, lol. But at least we're having fun doing it
#30
The kid was so stupid, his brain tried to run away
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#32
Quote by Plaeghdraeger
The kid was so stupid, his brain tried to run away

now that is just uncalled for
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#33
Quote by imdeth


Well done.

I knew hilarity was afoot.



Now ur doin it rite.
#37
when he is older

sibling: "mom, (whatever the kids name is) head butted me"
mother: GOD DAMN IT, STOP KICKING YOUR SIBLING! *drinks whiskey* damn mutant kid"

(she's an awful mother)
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#38
Quote by Jaymz_515
Talk about letting your imagination run wild.




Holy shit! This guy doesn't stop!

Step aside, let us have a shot.
#39
Is there a nice solo in this one too?
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#40
Quote by JBizzle Da Truf
when he is older

sibling: "mom, (whatever the kids name is) head butted me"
mother: GOD DAMN IT, STOP KICKING YOUR SIBLING! *drinks whiskey* damn mutant kid"

(she's an awful mother)


While I have little room to talk, yours are horrendous.
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