#1
Use Mathematic And/or Scientific Terms/Etc. to change lyrics of a song.

(Relate Terms or whatever your using to the actual word your replacing)

Ex.
There is -1 pain, you are receding.
A distant ships smoke on the x-axis.
You are only coming through in ultraviolet Waves.
Your lips move but I cant hear what youre sayin.
(Comfortably Numb)
Last edited by zzeazz at Dec 17, 2008,
#2
.....reserved for when i understand
It has come to my recent attention that our good friend CoreysMonster is not permanently detained in the Fotb.

i would like to make an apology to the following people:


that is all.

I use Linux
#4
I cum 12 molarity hydrochloric acid inside her...
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'Bring me the still-beating heart of a newborn child, and the world's rivers shall run red with the blood of the innocent.'

<\/> Fleshgod Apocalypse <\/>
#6
fail
Quote by fail
Either you're safe or you've won the whole damn thread.


Quote by CoreysMonster


epic win. total, epic win. this is probably the best OC ever created on UG.

kudos, sir.

kudos.
#7
Quote by Steve The Plank
Or we could change lyrics to 'penis,' 'vagina' and similar words.

I did a thread on that...

Another guy did a thread on that...

been done millions of times
#8
/fail
Quote by NGD1313
Well I don't know about solos but how about that Smoke on the Water riff. It's like...impossible.


THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE

I'm Jake. I'm a musician, philosopher, and exhibitionist.
#9
I just wanna tell you how my molecules are bonding
try to make you...understand
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when i grow up i wanna have blackandsilver's babies!

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..
HOLY HELL.

nice discovery, sir.


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#10
Quote by Rockford_rocks
Wouldn't it be 0 pain instead of -1 pain?

How can you have negative pain?



negative pain = pleasure

Quote by BlackandSilver
I just wanna tell you how my molecules are bonding
try to make you...understand


Never gonna divide by zero
never gonna let you down
Quote by C O B H C
If you want to get really technical about it..

1. Grab sticks.
2. Bang sticks on drums.


^how to play drums.


UG POKER
#12
And we played the first thing that came to our central nervous systems,
Just so happened to be,
The Best air compression waves in the World, they were the best air compression waves in the World.

Look into my photoreceptor cells and it's easy to see
1+1=2, 2+1=3,
It was arithmetic.
Once every hundred-thousand sun orbit periods give or take two thousand
When the sun doth emit electromagnetic radiation and the moon doth reflect said radiation
And the grass doth partake in photosynthesis...
Mr. Butlertron are you A handsome B smart C scrap metal or D all of the above
Scangrade thats easy I'm A and B but not C, so it can't be all of the above, but you can't fill in two ovals Nooo!
Mr. Butlertron the answer is C... you fuckwad
#15
"The Ultimate in Vanity
Exploiting Their Supremacy
I Can't Believe the Things You Say
I Can't Believe
I Can't Believe the Price You Pay
For C11H17N2O2S Na"


-Edit-
Forgot to add the James Hetfield "NNGGAHHH!"

Apply liberally.
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Last edited by Garou1911 at Dec 17, 2008,
#16
This thread is lol

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#19
And I ejaculated semen via my van deferens into my undergarments.

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Ibanez RG350DX
Takamine Dreadnought
Hohner Telecaster Copy
Epiphone Thunderbird-IV Pro
Crafter Cruiser bass
#20
"Jerry was a race car driver,
He went so goddamn fast,
If Jerry was traveling at 180 miles per hour for 3 hours without factoring in the drag,
How likely would Jerry be able to never come in last?"
*cue wicked bassline*

</fail>
-Guitar Gear-
1995 American Fender Strat, EMG 85 pup
Randall RH200 Head
Marshall 1960a Cab
Woods Acoustic
-Bass Gear-
Spector Legend 4 bass
Washburn Bantam bass
Hartke HA2500
Fender Bassman 410H
Play what you love, love what you play
#21
Quote by Garou1911
"Jerry was a race car driver,
He went so goddamn fast,
If Jerry was traveling at 180 miles per hour for 3 hours without factoring in the drag,
How likely would Jerry be able to never come in last?"
*cue wicked bassline*

</fail>




No sir...
Win.
#22
Quote by Garou1911
"Jerry was a race car driver,
He went so goddamn fast,
If Jerry was traveling at 180 miles per hour for 3 hours without factoring in the drag,
How likely would Jerry be able to never come in last?"
*cue wicked bassline*

</fail>




Awesome.
#23
I'm a Math Chile,
God, knows I'm a Math Chile,
When I come up next to a fraction,
I'll chop it up with the edge of my sine.
-----
Enter equation,
Exit subtraction,
Take my calculator,
Off to school.
#24
Quote by Garou1911
"Jerry was a race car driver,
He went so goddamn fast,
If Jerry was traveling at 180 miles per hour for 3 hours without factoring in the drag,
How likely would Jerry be able to never come in last?"
*cue wicked bassline*

</win>

fixed, i lol'd
#25
Tool - Schism

I know the variables fit cuz I watched them fall away
Mildewed and smoldering, fundamental theorem,
Pure Calculus juxtaposed will set three laws in motion
Disintegrating as it goes testing our new equation
The light that fueled our fire then has burned a hole between us so
We cannot see to reach an end crippling our communication.

I know the variables fit cuz I watched them tumble down
No fault, none to blame it doesnt mean I cant derive to
Point the finger, blame the other, watch the number carry over.
To bring the pieces back together, rediscover communication.

The poetry that comes from the squaring of means,
And the circling is worth it.
Finding beauty in the circumference.

There was a time that the x's fit, but I watched them fall away.
Mildewed and smoldering, strangled by our numbering
Ive done the the math enough to know the dangers of a second guessing
Doomed to crumble unless we grow, and strengthen our rationalization

Cold silence has a tendency to atrophy any sense of compassion

Between supposed numbers
Between supposed lovers.

And I know the variables fit.
#26
Blackhole sun,
Won't you come,
and compress everything into a quantum singularity


</fail for real this time>
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1995 American Fender Strat, EMG 85 pup
Randall RH200 Head
Marshall 1960a Cab
Woods Acoustic
-Bass Gear-
Spector Legend 4 bass
Washburn Bantam bass
Hartke HA2500
Fender Bassman 410H
Play what you love, love what you play