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so i have no papers left. and no shop open for miles. so ive been lookingn around the net for some ghetto as substitues. people say tampon paper. old school newspapers etc, bible pages. which coincedentaly are the same as phone book pages.

so got my self a phone book page and cut it to size. and rolled it up. seems pretty good and looks as if it will smoke fine.
but i cant get it to stick. people were saying it sticks automatically when when but its not. so anyone here know how to get it to stick?

oh p.s this aint for weed so no "cool kids" tell me to make a bong or whatever they do these days,
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glue
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i thought about glue. but not only do i dont think i have any. it would taste horrible and sniffing glue is bad let alone smoking it
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i thought about glue. but not only do i dont think i have any. it would taste horrible and sniffing glue is bad let alone smoking it


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i thought about glue. but not only do i dont think i have any. it would taste horrible and sniffing glue is bad let alone smoking it



I was joking, as were the other people who said glue most likely... Don't smoke glue.
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#17
Do NOT smoke glue. The resin from the joint should get it to stick, your going to have to moisten the joint with your mouth and then hold an open flame on it to help it keep it's shape. Remember your not trying to light the joint....
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#19
if it's not for weed, then what's it for? just lick it stick it and run a lighter flame under it, it will harden a lil bit and you'll be good

edit: ^^damn, somewhat beaten
#20
spit? i would suggest to use and envelope but you might not want to inhale the sticky ****... also NOTE: you might not want to inhale the ink either on the phonebook pages.

hmm i just thought about how dumb that sounds when you say there is tar in cigarettes
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#21
use like, honey lol. it will taste nice and stick.
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#24
LoL. Don't use glue, unless you like smoking glue.


Either wet the hell out of the ends and let it dry or get some aluminum and an empty toilet paper roll and make a pipe. Simple.
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Wait until the store opens.


...why has no one suggested that?
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What would you do with it if it's not for weed?
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yeah, what are you smoking that you are fiending so hard for? If its salvia, don't roll it numbnuts.

if its tobacco, WAIT goddamnit
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yeah, what are you smoking that you are fiending so hard for? If its salvia, don't roll it numbnuts.

if its tobacco, WAIT goddamnit

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use honey
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#35
All I can say is that if you're desperate enough to use phone book paper to roll a cigarette, you need to seriously stop and think about how pathetic you're being.
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There's no reason in making it worse...don't use normal paper, too many chemicals in them, same with newspapers.

Edit: Right so you're not smoking pot. Well in that case, just ****ing wait.
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There's no reason in making it worse...don't use normal paper, too many chemicals in them, same with newspapers.

I'm assuming you're smoking pot, so why not make some hash brownies instead?

do you know how many times he said it wasn't weed?
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