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#1
So there's this girl that I lied to about buying some shoes.

She wants them tomorrow.

I'm trying to say "I'll give em to you some time at Christmas", but she says she has plans for the entire 2 week break.

I don't want to lie to her, because I have some crazy puppy love crush on her and she's really hot.

Pit, what do I do?
#5
I actually have no idea.
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#8
get the shoes???
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#9
Quote by Merow
So there's this girl that I lied to about buying some shoes.

She wants them tomorrow.

I'm trying to say "I'll give em to you some time at Christmas", but she says she has plans for the entire 2 week break.

I didn't want to lie to her, because I have some crazy puppy love crush on her and she's really hot.

Pit, what do I do?


Fixed. You lied to her. Buy Them or Tell Her you lied.
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#11
say you ordered them online and they wont get here until the middle of the break
#14
Tell her Christmas isn't until the 25th no matter how bad she wants the shoes.
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#15
i have only 1 awnser for u

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everywhere, exept your shoes, cuz u is gunna give her your shoes....arent you?
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#16
Shoes=$80, I don't care about the money. I was expecting to give them to her for Christmas, but I just ordered them (on the interwebs, and I had to use a friends credit card), and have been telling her that I have them to make her "happy".
#17
Looks like you're up the proverbial tributary without any adequate means of propulsion.
#18
Erm...wait...She's not your girlfriend and you're going to buy her shoes? Get her two empty Kleenex boxes and tell her to put them on her feet. Simple as that. She wants to f*ck with you, she shall be f*cked with right back.
#20
Quote by Merow
Shoes=$80, I don't care about the money. I was expecting to give them to her for Christmas, but I just ordered them (on the interwebs, and I had to use a friends credit card), and have been telling her that I have them to make her "happy".


do you have the shoes? or are they still coming in the mail?

if they're not there yet, go with the "they won't be here until the middle of break" story, which technically would be the truth.
#21
i had a similar problem ver recently O:
the problem in my story is that the shoes are real u.u
tell her they are still at the store and that u are paying for them in small payments.
#22
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Tell her Christmas isn't until the 25th no matter how bad she wants the shoes.

This.
#23
Ok why did you tell her you bought shoes when you didn't?

Did you even think once... "hey this may backfire in some way"

Instead you're like "hey i bought shoes DERRRR!"

You my friend are a strange little man.


EDIT: Just buy the girl some shoes...
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Quote by Merow
So there's this girl that I lied to about buying some shoes.

She wants them tomorrow.

I'm trying to say "I'll give em to you some time at Christmas", but she says she has plans for the entire 2 week break.

I don't want to lie to her, because I have some crazy puppy love crush on her and she's really hot.

Pit, what do I do?


It's too bad you already did.
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#25
Quote by Merow
So there's this girl that I lied to about buying some shoes.

She wants them tomorrow.

I'm trying to say "I'll give em to you some time at Christmas", but she says she has plans for the entire 2 week break.

I don't want to lie to her, because I have some crazy puppy love crush on her and she's really hot.

Pit, what do I do?

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#26
buy shoes
cut hole in shoe
Insert dick into shoe
Present girl with shoe
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#27
dude we cant help you, either you buy the shoes now, tell her the truth or wait to give them to her, were not gonna magicly give you advice that will help you get the shoes. your fault for lying to her now you have to face it.
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#28
Before telling her a great pit decision, I told her they sent me different shoes in a smaller size.

NOW WHAT?
#29
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Looks like you're up the proverbial tributary without any adequate means of propulsion.



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#30
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she's obviously bull****ting and using you for shoes.


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#31
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Before telling her a great pit decision, I told her they sent me different shoes in a smaller size.

NOW WHAT?


See my previous post.
#32
thats funny, my girlfriend was telling me the other day how she tricked some little bastard into a pair of shoes.
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#40
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Ahh, so you're a bigger tool than I thought.
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