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#1
How can I use this to my advantage other then her buying my cigarretes, knives, lighters etc.
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How can I use this to my advantage other then her buying my cigarretes, knives, lighters etc .


0/10. you dont have to be eighteen to get that.
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#8
Uhm, she can buy you lottery tickets? Sneak you into strip clubs? There isn't a whole lot there. Wait until she's 21 and get her to buy you booze.
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#9
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walmart will sell you knives at sixteen.


Not everywhere, in some, probably most, places, you have to be eighteen.


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#10
film a porn with her starring in it. make a website... THEN BAM, your rich
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#13
We could get her really drunk and take turns having sex with her.


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Get her to have sex with you then sue for statutory rape.

And film it. For us.
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#16
here in ny i can get cig's and a lighter from almost any deli i want. im 16. they dont care they make money.
i also get beer from alot of places. just gotta know people and where to go
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#17
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Not everywhere, in some, probably most, places, you have to be eighteen.


huh. that's weird. i dunno how they get past it here cuz every other store makes it eighteen. oh well.
#18
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here in ny i can get cig's and a lighter from almost any deli i want. im 16. they dont care they make money.
i also get beer from alot of places. just gotta know people and where to go

Professor badass.
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#21
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*high fives*

And ever since I saw your sig, I've been reading your name as "goatse"


#24
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Tell her to buy you cigarretes, knives, lighters etc...? Not hard.


yeah u idiot
#26
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#27
Sell her for prostitution. She's legal now and you'd make a profit.
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#28
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Get her to have sex with you then sue for statutory rape.


When I saw the thread title, this is what I thought of.
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#29
I just saw "sister turned 18" and "what can I do to take advantage"

my answer to you is a good long ride on the carousel.
#31
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Sell her for prostitution. She's legal now and you'd make a profit.



1.Get sister
2.Sell for prostitution
3.????
4.profit
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#32
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Is she hot?


You beat me to it!
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#33
Quote by ROCKASAURUS_SEX
1.Get sister
2.Sell for prostitution
3.????
4.profit


Why did that plan merit a ????

It's three simple stages, surely.

I say give her my number and tell her Dr. Longrod Lightfingers has her prescription ready.
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#34
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Get her to have sex with you then sue for statutory rape.


This will suceed.
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#35
The cigarette laws are pushed to ridiculous extremes, really.

They won't even sell minors a box of fucking matches where I live.

Not even great stories about you being a boy scout or needing something to light candles sufficed.
#37
Since when do you need to to 18 to buy lighters? I bought them when I was like 13.
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#38
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are you retarded?

it's a completely terrible idea.

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No dude, this is, like, Persia...

I'm just bitter that you beat me to it.
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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
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You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
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#40
Oh the things i would do if i had a hot sister...
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