#1
i have had acne for years. until earlier this week it has been a huge problem for me. i wash my face totally. behind the ears, chin, sides of my nose, ****ing everywhere. my confidence level was really low and it showed. it sucked balls.
on monday morning i got out of bed, looked in the mirror, and i see my face with zero of those little **** mongrels. "holy ****ing ****!" i say to myself. then i remember what i did differently last night...

i cleaned inside my ears.
yes, i scrubbed deep inside my ears with a washcloth until it stung. and it worked. just get in those little crevices of doom.
if you do clean your ears with force and you still have acne, then i cant help you.
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#7
so... is that the first time you cleaned your ears?
I see no sign of fortress.
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hey guiz i cant hear out of my ears wutz wrong?
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so... is that the first time you cleaned your ears?

haha no just thouroughly
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#13
I had the worse acne in my school of 2500. Unfortunately for me I am not exaggerating, I was literally the most pimpled up kid in that huge school. My pimples had pimples and you could not see the skin on my face

I took pills for 2 months, the first month it somehow got worse and lead to much puss leaking and bleeding on my face for a couple weeks (which can really damage you inside if you have to go through something like that in the classroom). Well after those 2 months I had no more zits and I literally get about 1 normal sized zit every month or so.

Medication!
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#16
I heard you're actually not supposed to clean out your ears because it's bad for you and stuff.


Since then...I haven't heard anything else...
#17
i get rid of acne with whisky
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I had the worse acne in my school of 2500. Unfortunately for me I am not exaggerating, I was literally the most pimpled up kid in that huge school. My pimples had pimples and you could not see the skin on my face

I took pills for 2 months, the first month it somehow got worse and lead to much puss leaking and bleeding on my face for a couple weeks (which can really damage you inside if you have to go through something like that in the classroom). Well after those 2 months I had no more zits and I literally get about 1 normal sized zit every month or so.

Medication!

for me it got to the point where i had to take pills and leave this **** on my face every night. it didnt work for me at all. this ear cleaning **** worked right away. overnight, no more acne.

god damn i sound like a commercial.
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#20
Eww. Clean out your ears. Ear wax is yuck.
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