#1
How do you fellas wow the ladies? Favorite pickup lines?
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It's way too sunny and warm here today to listen to black metal, I shall bookmark it and come back when the weather is worse.
#2
Yo dawg I heard yo' like pick ups in yo' pick ups 'n' shit y'all.

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youmakemesmile...

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#4
I meant epically bad. Of course they fail. Their epicness is based on how bad they are.
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It's way too sunny and warm here today to listen to black metal, I shall bookmark it and come back when the weather is worse.
#5
Hey, would you like to SEARCH for the BAR in my pants?
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

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RazorTheAwesome, if I was a Ditto, I'd transform into YOU

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Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

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We all desire a little pussy.
#7
If you're trying to send some sort of message Razor I'm not getting it. Maybe you should try another clever way to call me a jackass while keeping in theme with the thread.
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It's way too sunny and warm here today to listen to black metal, I shall bookmark it and come back when the weather is worse.
#8
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Hey, would you like to SEARCH for the BAR in my pants?

this.
I'm here to help

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ok, as usual pit is being very unhelpful except andychalmers, so im gonna go post this someplace else


And a master of storytelling...

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andychalmers102, that story is awesome.
#9
Nice shoes wanna fuck?
Worked on Mandy
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That was a different Feb08er that threatened to suck you off
I remember that


Sadly, I was the threatened.
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Let it be known that I concur with everything this gentleman says, ever.



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#10
Search bar gave me nothing.
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It's way too sunny and warm here today to listen to black metal, I shall bookmark it and come back when the weather is worse.
#11
So... do you searchbar here often?

Got me laid
'08 Gretsch White Falcon
'98 Fender USA Deluxe Tele
'79 Greco Les Paul Standard
Airline Stratotone Crafter GAE8

A bunch of funky pedals

Handwired 50 Watt Plexi Lead Clone w/ Orange 4x12
#12
just look at a girl and whenever she even glances at you just be like 'she wants it' to your friends loud where she hears it
#15
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Search bar gave me nothing.


do we need to teach you how to use it?
This thread has been done >100 times

clicky me now!!!
'08 Gretsch White Falcon
'98 Fender USA Deluxe Tele
'79 Greco Les Paul Standard
Airline Stratotone Crafter GAE8

A bunch of funky pedals

Handwired 50 Watt Plexi Lead Clone w/ Orange 4x12
#16
*walks up to a chick with a black eye*
me: "look, just because you don't know how to listen doesn't mean i won't have sex with you"
#17
the only one ive ever used is hey ____ will you go out with me??

works out well since the only chicks ive ever asked out ive known longer than 5 minutes
It has come to my recent attention that our good friend CoreysMonster is not permanently detained in the Fotb.

i would like to make an apology to the following people:


that is all.

I use Linux
#18
I saw it a few years back but I didn't this time. Fine. Sorry. Jesus Christ.
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It's way too sunny and warm here today to listen to black metal, I shall bookmark it and come back when the weather is worse.
#20
'ello, sue. I've got legs. Do you like bread? I've got a french loaf. byyyyyyye! I love you!
#21
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Maybe I didn't care about what people on other sites said. Maybe I wanted to hear UG's ideas...
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It's way too sunny and warm here today to listen to black metal, I shall bookmark it and come back when the weather is worse.
#23
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sorry to end this lemon party but this is just spam
*reported*

how is this spam? go away nov 08er
#24
I'm calling the cops on you because you stole my heart
I wish you were my homework so I could slam you down on the table and do you all night long.
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