#1
Didn't see this posted, but I reckon it applies to a lot of folk here on UG:

Heavy Metal warning

Yay! Yet another way science tells us we can't have fun, or we'll damage our bodies beyond repair. And die. Like we would anyway, but you know, more painfully. Thankyou, science!
#3
Would that be "Most head bangable song ever?" Or could it be "Awesome riffs that make your head explode due to excellence"? Because I didn't want to post in there; I feared I would be accused of hi-jacking the threads. Which wouldn't be very nice.