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#1
Ok, so someone says they will give you $50 BILLION dollars but you have to spend ten million by the end of the day. It's 8 in the morning and you have until midnight. What do you buy?
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#5
Anyone who say they wouldn't invest half the money, then doante the othe half is an idiot.
#9
Buy Iron Maiden

Get ever peice of gear i ever wanted

buy a big house in a decent area

Buy Veyron/Enzo

collect winnings
#10
Buy a luxury condo, all my dream gear, a boat, a really expensive car and if I have any left over, spend it on food and candy.
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#11
It really doesn't matter as long as I spend the money.
It could easily be done.
A nicely sized house and some diamonds.

Maybe some shoes.


and a car.

EDIT: 8 in the morning?
I'd probably start by buying breakfast so.
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#12
Spend a million on guitar stuff and invest the rest in a record label.

EDIT: Forget record labels, I'd invest the rest in a house and a car.
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#13
I would buy a super rare crystal and diamond encrusted platinum swedish penis pump
#14
property

lots and lots of property

lets see you get past my hotels now!

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#15
I'd smoke the money, literally I'd have money to burn!!
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Buy Iron Maiden

Get ever peice of gear i ever wanted

buy a big house in a decent area

Buy Veyron/Enzo

collect winnings



in one day??
you would fail and be poor. But's it's ok i'll give you a bit of my money and keep you as my monkey in the pit.
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in one day??
you would fail and be poor. But's it's ok i'll give you a bit of my money and keep you as my monkey in the pit.


Aww thanks, but we can only hope
#23
I would buy imdeth, and Super Mario World, and let him jump around in it, eating mushrooms and all that, and make a tv show out of it, and make even more money.
#24
To anyone who says they may run out has no brain. It would ridiculous to spend one billion dollars, let alone 50 billion. You could buy everything you wanted 20 times and still be richer than 99.9999999% percent of the world.


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#25
the most expensive bucket KFC does. All for myself. Maybe one for each of my friends too. And the most expensive bottle of champagne to wash it down, then i would go home.......screw the 50 billion, i hate shopping anyway.
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#26
Gear and maybe a new house for my family, get my Dad a nice new car for Christmas. Lot's of albums and new clothes.

/Generic answer.
#27
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You are my new god!

That would be so awesome
#28
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Anyone who say they wouldn't invest half the money, then doante the othe half is an idiot.

If you're going to get 50 billion afterwards, how the *** does it matter?
#29
10 Million?

I'd donate 3/4 ($750,000) of it to a charity and use the rest to pay off my loans and get a car, christmas presents for my whole family (extended included) and buy some land.

Then with the rest of the money I'd build and furnish a GRAND house on my land....then let the rest sit in the bank...I wouldnt need anything....ever.
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#30
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Anyone who say they wouldn't invest half the money, then doante the othe half is an idiot.


**** charity! I would buy an army and tons of nukes and ruin this world!
#31
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That would be so awesome


Not only that, Mario would totally become Luigi's sidekick
#34
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10 Million?

I'd donate 3/4 ($750,000) of it to a charity and use the rest to pay off my loans and get a car, christmas presents for my whole family (extended included) and buy some land.

Then with the rest of the money I'd build and furnish a GRAND house on my land....then let the rest sit in the bank...I wouldnt need anything....ever.


Ummm... You mean $7 500 000. Not $750 000.

I'd but a tonne of cars and rent a massive garage to store them in. Houses take too long to buy...
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#35
I'd donate it to a worthy cause. Hell I've got 50 billion, 10 million is nothing.

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#36
Easy. If the guy's giving me $50 billion and I have to spend $10 million in one day, I'd just donate $2 million to five different charities. If I ever got lots of money I'd donate a part of it to charity anyway, so that just works out fine for me lol.
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#40
*assumes it can apply in any currency*

I would probably buy a drink for every single person I saw.

Or maybe the UG Missile Silo.
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