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#1
Hello, UG! I'm sure you all have the friend that you can't just beat. Even if you saved the world, he saved the cosmos. his Job pays more than you, he's been to more places, and his dog is cuter/uglier/better/etc. than yours. And you can't stand it when he brags about it. so, quite obviously, it's time to do a thread on it! 1-up the user above you! it doesn't matter if you lie, but make it Good! and if you feel the 1-up is too large for even a mario game, feel free to change the subjecy.

So, to start:

I ate 3 slices of pizza the other day. Top That!
#2
I'm vegitarian
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when i grow up i wanna have blackandsilver's babies!

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HOLY HELL.

nice discovery, sir.


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#4
I stuck my dick through 3 slices of pizza the other day. Top That!
Sunn O))):
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You could always just sleep beside your refrigerator.

Guitar:
- Ibanez S670FM w/ JB
- Fender 'Lite Ash' Stratocaster
- Fender '72 Deluxe Telecaster
- Arbiter LP Jr. Doublecut
Amp:
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#6
i stuck both my dicks through 6 slices of pizza the other day
top that!
Gear
Basses
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Guitars
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Amps
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Squier SA-10

#12
I stuck my dick into a female cavity the other day.
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#16
I stuck my dick in two girls at the same time!
TOP THAT!
May the Force be with You.
Carmel is hawt
#18
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I stuck my dick in a girl yesterday. Top that!

Of course I'm lying, but that's not the point.

Stuck my dick through a girl yesterday
top it
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be the music, not the scene
#21
i killed chuck norris with my bare hands
R.I.P Dimebag Darrell

F**k It dude....Let's go Bowling
#25
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+1




I was gonna post that if you didn't beat me to it.
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If you are rowing down the road in your canoe and your wagon wheel falls off. How many pancakes does it take to make a doghouse?

Green, because a vest has no sleeves.

Can't we all just get a bong?
#26
Quote by jetfuel495
I had a naked girl with my friends meal. Yeah...


But that naked girl touched my wang.

<_<


>_>


Top that.
May the Force be with You.
Carmel is hawt
#28
In soviet russia, user above one-ups you!
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#31
of course, we start talking about pizza, and end talking about putting our dicks in various objects, god bless the pit
when the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace


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#33
Quote by Kensai
I stuck my dick into a female cavity the other day.



did it bite?


cavity as teeth....?

sorry
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You know something is wrong when you have to utter the words "I have ganja in my eye" to your mother...


Quote by RIPKurt67-94
Aliens don't exist. I live on Mars, and I can assure you that there is no life here.



I hijacked this!
#34
Quote by Corruption
did it bite?


cavity as teeth....?

sorry



FAIL.
Epiphone SG
Crate V-18 212
Xaviere XV-500
Boss PS-5 SUPER Shifter
Digitech Bad Monkey

SWINE FLU FREE SINCE 1974
#35
I watched LazyTown without getting an erection.
Epiphone SG
Crate V-18 212
Xaviere XV-500
Boss PS-5 SUPER Shifter
Digitech Bad Monkey

SWINE FLU FREE SINCE 1974
#37
Quote by jonnyrotten45
of course, we start talking about pizza, and end talking about putting our dicks in various objects, god bless the pit

haha SIGGED !
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of course, we start talking about pizza, and end talking about putting our dicks in various objects, god bless the pit


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I fapped over Louis Walsh.


Metal sucks
#39
I listen to an erection while maintaining Crazy Town.
#40
I stuck a girl in a pizza, then I stuck my dick in it and ate it WITH my dick in it.
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