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So whenever my band gets together and practices we always record it and watch it afterwards. Well this one time we did our practice and started to sit down and watch the video. Well we are taking notes on what we could do better all of a sudden the tape cut from us practicing to our drummer wailing on his set wearing only his underwear. He immediatly jumped up to turn it off and the rest of us were just on the ground dying of laughter. Oh yeah, all of our girlfriends were there and some of my friends from work. He said he woke up and just decided to practice one day. It was hilarious. He is never going to live that down.

Anything you people seen or have done in your band that is embarassing?
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#2
That's brilliant!

I was topless with 3 females around me (Y'know... you can't have band practise without some birds) when my drummer's mother walked in on us. She just gave me the look and walked out.
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#3
We a a really old neighbor come up and offer to sing for us
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
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#4
Thats a good one!!!!!
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#5
my guitar is the same as your avatar plus a seymour duncan humbucker in the bridge

sorry thats funny
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#6
metaldud?
Just call me Julius, J, etc.
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#8
As a present for my girlfriend, I took a picture of myself naked with my guitar covering my dignity so it was quite tasteful, went to send it by email to her not realising I'd selected all in my contact list due to my internet being so slow and the page flicking all over the place when you try clicking stuff. I was devostated and it always comes back to haunt me.
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As a present for my girlfriend, I took a picture of myself naked with my guitar covering my dignity so it was quite tasteful, went to send it by email to her not realising I'd selected all in my contact list due to my internet being so slow and the page flicking all over the place when you try clicking stuff. I was devostated and it always comes back to haunt me.


WOW! I would cry then stay inside for a couple years hoping the hype would die down. Haha! That's pretty good.
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i made my cat give me a blowjob..... it sucked i have giant bite marks on my fap stick .....



I don't know how two girls could have sex... Unless they scissor or something
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Quote by daniel.mycoe
As a present for my girlfriend, I took a picture of myself naked with my guitar covering my dignity so it was quite tasteful, went to send it by email to her not realising I'd selected all in my contact list due to my internet being so slow and the page flicking all over the place when you try clicking stuff. I was devostated and it always comes back to haunt me.

#11
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who da fuk u think u iz?

i hope u edit that for your answere
Just call me Julius, J, etc.
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WOW! I would cry then stay inside for a couple years hoping the hype would die down. Haha! That's pretty good.


It happened before that too, but I wasn't naked, I just had a floppy disk in my mouth (to prove I could do it). It got sent to two people instead of one, the unintended receipiant then made a poster of it and put it around college
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As a present for my girlfriend, I took a picture of myself naked with my guitar covering my dignity so it was quite tasteful, went to send it by email to her not realising I'd selected all in my contact list due to my internet being so slow and the page flicking all over the place when you try clicking stuff. I was devostated and it always comes back to haunt me.


That's always a bad idea
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#15
I woke up hung over at my mate's house last friday, hungover as **** and in my underwear and decided it'd be a good idea to giggle and run around the house in this state. I think I was still kinda drunk :x His mum also took the day off work...
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As a present for my girlfriend, I took a picture of myself naked with my guitar covering my dignity so it was quite tasteful, went to send it by email to her not realising I'd selected all in my contact list due to my internet being so slow and the page flicking all over the place when you try clicking stuff. I was devostated and it always comes back to haunt me.


The best way to react to that would be to pretend you meant to do it, as a joke.
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The best way to react to that would be to pretend you meant to do it, as a joke.


Thanks, thanks for telling me 5 months on!
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#18
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I see that's become your new saying.

I have something to top yours TS but it's best kept to myself
#19
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#20
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Thanks, thanks for telling me 5 months on!


*shrug*
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I see that's become your new saying.

I have something to top yours TS but it's best kept to myself



Thats just a set up to tell us an epic tale.

Go on.
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I see that's become your new saying.

I have something to top yours TS but it's best kept to myself


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#23
didnt happen to me, but my statistics teacher fried this girl with huge tits today. she always flaunts her goods, so it was only a matter of time before this happened. my teacher went to our winter chorus concert last night, and today said to the girl (who was in chorus) "you know, that chorus rope was probably the least revealing thing ive ever seen you wear!"

massive lulz ensued
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I see that's become your new saying.

I have something to top yours TS but it's best kept to myself

I wanna hear <.<


All I have to contribute is not very much. My dumb ass drummer one day during practice decided to be annoying and purposely kept banging on his drumset every time I went to play a string whilst trying to tune down a few steps...so I literally, while he was still sitting on his happy little chair with that dumb look on his face, pile-drived him through his drum set and into a book shelf. He shut up after that.
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#26
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Guys, I'd rather not. Well... no

Let's just say it's close to Daniel's story.


...And he had the guts to tell us, so why can't you?
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#27
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...And he had the guts to tell us, so why can't you?


Yeah wuss, I'd even post the damn picture.

Now out with it.
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#28
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Yeah wuss, I'd even post the damn picture.

Now out with it.



lets see it then
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#29
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lets see it then


No. I wouldn't want to do that to all of you.
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Yeah wuss, I'd even post the damn picture.

Now out with it.


well an old ladyfriend of mine wanted a picture of... "The General (Jeremy)". Anyway she swayed me and I got the deed done. Seems I didn't delete the picture from my mobile.

Fast foward a few weeks and my brother is searching through my phone. You can guess what happens from here.

Most awkward conversation of my life ensued. Went a little something like this

Brother: W...what's this? (he's not a child, he's 20, he was just shocked)

*turns phone in my direction

Me: *Slight laughter while thinking of something to say*

Brother: Is that your dick?!

Me: Yes, that is my penis

*moment of silence*

Brother: dude...

yes, my brother has seen my penis.
#32
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You make us angry by withholding the nudes from us


You realise I'm a guy right?

Anyway, oh imdeth, that is a classic and I did laugh very loudly.

But the main quarrel I have with that is...

THE GENERAL!!!!
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#34
It's really nothing, but the worst thing I did was play a nice bass riff at the wrong time for a sound check in a crowded venue before a gig. Apparently the techie said he wanted to hear the "bass drum", but I only heard "bass", and it was the first drum he asked for, so it's not like I thought he wanted to mix my levels in the middle of the kit. Anyway, I guess the whole audience and rest of the band all heard "bass drum", making me embarrassed for a bit. Uh-oh! Spaghetti-Os!

EDIT: I've done more embarrassing things, but I wanted to stay within the embarrassing band-related moments theme.
#35
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well an old ladyfriend of mine wanted a picture of... "The General (Jeremy)". Anyway she swayed me and I got the deed done. Seems I didn't delete the picture from my mobile.

Fast foward a few weeks and my brother is searching through my phone. You can guess what happens from here.

Most awkward conversation of my life ensued. Went a little something like this

Brother: W...what's this? (he's not a child, he's 20, he was just shocked)

*turns phone in my direction

Me: *Slight laughter while thinking of something to say*

Brother: Is that your dick?!

Me: Yes, that is my penis

*moment of silence*

Brother: dude...

yes, my brother has seen my penis.

lmao OMG...that is scary..I have the SAME exact story


Sept swapped....there is no penis in my version
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#36
Quote by daniel.mycoe
No. I wouldn't want to do that to all of you.


anybody wants to see anybody naked.
i hate rosie o'donal but if someone came up to me and said "hey ive got a video of rosie o'donall covering her pussy with a guitar" id be like why arent we watching that right ****ing now????

just seemed to fit
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#37
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lmao OMG...that is scary..I have the SAME exact story


Sept swapped....there is no penis in my version




metaldud, what kind of crazy baths were you and your bro taking eh?
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metaldud, what kind of crazy baths were you and your bro taking eh?


Really, The only time I have ever been in a bath with someone was when I was in there with my girlfried or wife. Either one would do...
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i made my cat give me a blowjob..... it sucked i have giant bite marks on my fap stick .....



I don't know how two girls could have sex... Unless they scissor or something
#39
so one day i was just woke up.. feeling a little bored after a fap i went to the drums and recorded it..

then my twatty band mates saw it.. ****s sake!
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

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"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

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#40


I assume you mean this one?

Anyway, taken three years ago, still appears from time to time to haunt me.
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