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#1
I'm not gonna lie, if Kirk Hammett wasn't famous i would call him a fag, based on the way he talks, and what he says.

same as lars ulrich, he looks like a turtle.


also joey jordison, his forehead is ready to explode.


no offense. so dont get all defensive
#2
What's wrong with makin' fun of 'em even when they are famous?
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#4
tbh...i'd make fun of kirk hammet whatever his fame may be
but yeah, emppu vourinen being as short as he is, Christian "Flake" Lorenz looks a bit....nerdy i s'pose
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#5
Quote by Oblivion_Rps
What's wrong with makin' fun of 'em even when they are famous?

because people would say "dont talk **** about jordison, he rapes on drums"

im just saying if you saw these people walking down he street, and no one has ever heard of them, then it would be different
#6
WOAH! That last guy's forehead is HUGE!

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#7
yeah probably kirk hammet and lars..
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#8
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also joey jordison, his forehead is ready to explode.


no offense. so dont get all defensive



haha

and i went to see slipknot the other day too
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#9
pete wentz...hang on...i do anyway
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#10
Quote by Camaro_IRocz
because people would say "dont talk **** about jordison, he rapes on drums"

im just saying if you saw these people walking down he street, and no one has ever heard of them, then it would be different


If I saw them walking down' the streets and I had no idea who they were I would say nothing to them.

Also, what's being good on drums got to do with people saying his foreheads too large?
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#12
Um...I make fun of them anyway...
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#13
yngwie and the jonas bros
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#14
that pic is when kirk was like 18, in the 80's, so it might've been in style, and that guuys forehead..he needs bangs
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#15
Axl Rose...

Because he's ginger, and think's he's black.
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#16
Learn to ****ing spell, christ. You grammar is **** to, so you think Kirk Hammet is gay for the way he "says" ok, says what?
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#17
Lil Wayne.....


OH wait i already make fun of him cus he is a d bag
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#19
Quote by DSchmitty
Learn to ****ing spell, christ. You grammar is **** to, so you think Kirk Hammet is gay for the way he "says" ok, says what?

You should calm down..just a bit..
Her friends are gazing on her,
And on her gaudy bier,
And weep!-oh! to dishonor
Dead beauty with a tear!
They loved her for her wealth-
And they hated her for her pride-
But she grew in feeble health,
And they love her-that she died.
#20
Quote by Oblivion_Rps
If I saw them walking down' the streets and I had no idea who they were I would say nothing to them.

Also, what's being good on drums got to do with people saying his foreheads too large?

its hard to explain my point. like if i saw phil collins walking the the street, id be like "holy **** ****ing phil collins" but if he wasn't famous, id be like "who the **** is this guy, *hides wallet*"

#21
Quote by DSchmitty
Learn to ****ing spell, christ. You grammar is **** to, so you think Kirk Hammet is gay for the way he "says" ok, says what?

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#22
travis barker ... hes got more ink on him than in a stationary factory
i mean theres nothin wrong with a few tats, but its ridiculous

and joe satriani, hes so many levels of insane with a guitar, but hes such an arrogant ... person
#23
Quote by Camaro_IRocz


also joey jordison, his forehead is ready to explode.


no offense. so dont get all defensive



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#24
if i saw jonas brothers, id tell them off, their music is pure power chords...more then "number of the beast"


fyi i like iron maiden
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#25
Definatly Tim Armstrong, he's very good at what he does (if you like what he does) but he's an idiot.
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#27
Quote by DSchmitty
Learn to ****ing spell, christ. You grammar is **** to, so you think Kirk Hammet is gay for the way he "says" ok, says what?


it doesnt say "the way he says". it says "what he says". if you are going to flame, do it properly.
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#28
Quote by DSchmitty
Learn to ****ing spell, christ. You grammar is **** to, so you think Kirk Hammet is gay for the way he "says" ok, says what?

What words did i misspell? And read the last line of the post. lmfao people like you are making Joey's head bigger.

And im talking about how emotional and spiritual kirk hammett is. kind of gay to me. watch "Some kind of Monster" you will see.
#29
joey's forehead isn't that big, it just gives you that illusion because he has no eyebrows...
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#31
Quote by DSchmitty
Learn to ****ing spell, christ. You grammar is **** to, so you think Kirk Hammet is gay for the way he "says" ok, says what?




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#32
synyster gates

EDIT : i went to see A7X like 2 days ago and if i saw a guy i didn't know wear eye liner like that, i'd deffinitely make fun of him.
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epic win. total, epic win. this is probably the best OC ever created on UG.

kudos, sir.

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#33
Mick Jagger

duh
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#34
Quote by blindfatkid23
joey's forehead isn't that big, it just gives you that illusion because he has no eyebrows...


holy crap, i couldnt figure out what it was that made him look so weird. Why doesnt he have eyebrows? Naturally? or does he shave them? If so...WHY!!??!
#35
Quote by Chaosinborn
holy crap, i couldnt figure out what it was that made him look so weird. Why doesnt he have eyebrows? Naturally? or does he shave them? If so...WHY!!??!


I have absolutely no idea my friend
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epic win. total, epic win. this is probably the best OC ever created on UG.

kudos, sir.

kudos.
#36
Quote by Chaosinborn
holy crap, i couldnt figure out what it was that made him look so weird. Why doesnt he have eyebrows? Naturally? or does he shave them? If so...WHY!!??!

the mask must bother his eyebrows. lol.

Just like Kane from the WWE lmfao

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#37
Axl Rose...

I hate that guy..
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
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#38
Quote by blindfatkid23
joey's forehead isn't that big, it just gives you that illusion because he has no eyebrows...

where'd they go??!!
#39
I make fun of the jonas brothers all the time...

Rotflmfao you guys should see them on the front cover of Rolling Stone... wearing all leather and trying to look tough....hysterical!
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