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#5
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
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I'm ORION, LORD OF EVIL, give me your soul and breathe in my darkness.

YOU WILL NOT ENJOY THIS......
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#6
How old are you?

I hope you aren't of the age to be worried about that
Hull City A.F.C

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#7
Quote by freedoms_stain
You lock up your children.


Lol! im young enough to be classed as a Child!

^ im 16 and scared!
#9
I suppose there is one good thing, there was alot of Gary Glitter jokes previously and now theres gonna be a whole new dimension to them now that hes actually here!
#10
Quote by YoHendrix
Lol! im young enough to be classed as a Child!
Lock yourself up.

Carry a big stick.

Learn to scream "Paedo" at the top of your lungs.

Find an anatomical chart of the adult male and memorise where the genitalia are, he'll be touching himself there and it's the 1st target for the stick, followed by his baldy head.
#11
Quote by freedoms_stain
Lock yourself up.

Carry a big stick.

Learn to scream "Paedo" at the top of your lungs.

Find an anatomical chart of the adult male and memorise where the genitalia are, he'll be touching himself there and it's the 1st target for the stick, followed by his baldy head.


followed by his filthy hands...

lol!
#12
Deal with it. He's not gonna reoffend really is he?
Last edited by aaciseric at Dec 18, 2008,
#13
Bad news for you, paedos usually go for the weakest in the pack.

If I were you I'd stay home. Then kill myself for being such a wuss.
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#16
Quote by Kensai
Bad news for you, paedos usually go for the weakest in the pack.

If I were you I'd stay home. Then kill myself for being such a wuss.


please get out of my Thread!
#18
Quote by CaptainJack666
gary glitters. as in the verb??

Worse. This time, it's plural.
ohai little sig.
#19
Does anyone listen to Gary Glitter?
Oh no he just divided by zero again...*gets sucked into vortex*

Originally Posted by Sirwinston89
whoa man this is turning into the Dream Theater appreciation thread!!! If only every thread kicked this much ass!


You're welcome
#20
You could always dress as he did in his glory days, find him, begin to talk to him about being in his gang his gang his gang, eventually he will invite you into his mind where you can battle his demons and save terra firma from the inevitable text message jokes you have to pass on to 10 friends or everyone dies.

We're counting on you.
Quote by Karvid
You win this thread. And UG. I haven't actually lol'd at a post in a really long time. Thanks for changing that. I expect a sig


He expected this.

Something you definitely need to know
#21
Quote by Bignose
Don't even bother hiding, he'll probably just raep your door down or sumfin.


he rapes children and Doors
#22
Quote by matx33
Does anyone listen to Gary Glitter?


ok to be fair, 'Rock N Roll' is fairly catchy....
#24
My hometown is near there and he's welcome to live in Cliftonville, it's an absolute shithole.
#25
Quote by the_astronaut
My hometown is near there and he's welcome to live in Cliftonville, it's an absolute shithole.


lol yeah Cliftonville is, luckily im in Ramsgate, a fair bit away...
#27
Quote by the_astronaut
My hometown is Ramsgate! yay.

I dare you two to meet up
RULE BRITANNIA
#28
Quote by Cobain_Is_King
I dare you too to meet up

They can have a threesome with Gary.

Give him a good ol' fashioned welcome.
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#29
Quote by Cobain_Is_King
I dare you two to meet up and breed the ultimate pit guardian


Oh too far.
Quote by Karvid
You win this thread. And UG. I haven't actually lol'd at a post in a really long time. Thanks for changing that. I expect a sig


He expected this.

Something you definitely need to know
#30
Quote by Kensai
They can have a threesome with Gary.

Give him a good ol' fashioned welcome.

They could join his gang
RULE BRITANNIA
#32
run up to him in the middle of the street and scream "OMG IM URE BIGGEST FAN GARY GLITTERRZZZZ PLEASE CUM BAK TO MY UNPARENTED HOUSE TO TAKE SUM PHOTOS I CAN PUT ON MAI MYSPACEZZZ AND CHERISH 4EVA !!!11!" and post back when you wake up feeling buttsore

lolz

but seriously its nothing that changes anything so it doesnt matter you shouldnt be feeling any different about this or live any different to if it was a normal day

Warp3r
Quote by will123456789

and mate: ure the first 08er to make me laugh kudos

Quote by Mr. La Fritz
Turn it off and on again.


^ Golden computer rule.

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I've had a hooker die once. I love getting free stuff.
#33
Quote by Cobain_Is_King
They could join his gang


His gang of mysterysolving youths in a mysteryvan?

Of course, by "mysterysolving" I mean "sodomized".

Quote by the_astronaut
I don't want to have sexual relations with Gary Glitter.


That's what they all say...
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#34
ha!

but he aint gonna touch a greasy teenage bastard.. unless ure remotely asian- then your ****ed!
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#35
So I've heard, he used to live in the same town as I do (Ashford, in Kent).

Apparently he tried getting to France on the train but was stopped by secruity or something.

Anywayssss, on topic (sort of.);

I got myself a new voice activated car stereo the other day.
If I say 'rock', it plays Guns N Roses,
If I say 'country', it plays Dolly Parton,
One day, some kids jumped in the roads, and I shouted '****ing kids'...
And it played Gary Glitter.

That's all I could think so say.
I deeply regret the 6661 in my username. Siiiigh. Damn you, 14 year old me, you edgy little bastard.
#37
Quote by YoHendrix
please get out of my Thread!

hey man i'll let gary know where you live if you **** with the great kensai
#40
Super glue a plate to your ass.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
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