#1
So I have to do a family tree project for a class of mine and I have two options. Make a real family tree or make one with fake family members. Guess what one I picked? So I thought I'd ask the pit for some ideas for family members. I need...

Father:
Mother:
Aunt:
Uncle:
Grandpa:
Grandma:
Cousin1:
Cousin2:
Brother:
Sister:
Maybe some more...

Remember it's got to be safe for school. Oh, and pics will be provided when done.
Last edited by RaveRock at Dec 18, 2008,
#2
Auntie Doyour and Uncle Owndamnhomework.


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#3
Harry P. Ness

EDIT: Oop, may not be appropriate for school. Maybe the teacher won't catch it. In my brother's chemistry class, some drew a penis on the board, then but hair all around it, so it looked like a face with a beard. They wrote Harry P. Ness next to him, and the teacher didn't even notice.
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Last edited by The Picker at Dec 18, 2008,
#4
maybe do famous/ your favorite guitarists and musicians?
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#6
real ones are more fun.
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#7
what class is it for, because i know some kids in sociology in my school made them.
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#10
Father Fucker
Mother Fucker
Aunty Fucker
Uncle Fucker
Grandpa Fucker
Grandma Fucker
Cousin Fucker
Brother Fucker
Sister Fucker

Amidoinitrite?
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#11
Father: Ultimate-Guitar.com
Mother: The Pit
YOU: Pit-Monkey
#12
mine goes back to the 1400's in Austria.
But back on topic, make them all famous murderers.
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#13
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Father: Ultimate-Guitar.com
Peado Uncle: The Pit
YOU: Pit-Monkey


FIXEDEDEDED!
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Dude I got these strings the other day that couldn't be tuned to higher than 4 octaves below middle C then I realized that they were shoelaces and they weren't making any sound at all.
#16
Father: Darth Vader
Mother: Angela Anaconda
Aunt: George Takei
Uncle: Ash Ketchum
Grandpa: William Shatner
Grandma: The Megazord
Cousin1: MATT DAMON
Cousin2: Popeye The Sailor
Brother: Blue Power Ranger
Sister: Pink Power Ranger

There you go
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#17
What the **** sort of school do you go to that would set that kind of work?

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#19
Shutup and do your homework
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
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#21
your cousin must be Vinnie
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#22
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maybe do famous/ your favorite guitarists and musicians?


+1
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i could see that being liek a sign at an entrace to a theme park ,"remember to always be safe dont litter and remember to have a nice day in my pants!"

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#23
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Dude I got these strings the other day that couldn't be tuned to higher than 4 octaves below middle C then I realized that they were shoelaces and they weren't making any sound at all.
#24
Father: Dave Mustaine's right hand
Mother: Dave Mustaine's left hand
Aunt:UnionJake
Uncle:a duck
Grandpa:Kensai
Grandma:Gandalf the Grey
Cousin1:malmsteen
Cousin2:malmsteen's fat
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Rise Against
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Theory of a Deadman
Shinedown
Pop Evil
Blink 182
All-American Rejects
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#25
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Father: Darth Vader
Mother: Angela Anaconda
Aunt: George Takei
Uncle: Ash Ketchum
Grandpa: William Shatner
Grandma: The Megazord
Cousin1: MATT DAMON
Cousin2: Popeye The Sailor
Brother: Blue Power Ranger
Sister: Pink Power Ranger

There you go


Kind of thing I as looking for lol
#26
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Scar tissue that I wish you saw
Sarcastic mister know it all
Close your eyes and I'll kiss you cause
With the birds I'll share
This lonely view
#29
make the whole family your real one except for one member. be sure to make this person bill cosby, and see how many people realize it.
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