#1
So yesterday in English, we went off tangent again and started discussing classical literature. Seeing as how I'm pretty much the star student in my class (who else gets to have a discussion with their english teacher about Robert Langdon's charachter traits and who Carroll's drug dealer was?), he asked me to name some titles. I of course start listing The Alice's, Jane Eyre, Little Women, Romeo and Juliet, Gone with the wind etc..
Then some scenefag in WAY too small skinny jeans raises her hand and says "Don't forget twilight!". Now I think the books are a great way to pass free time, especially when there's nothing better to do. But my English teacher got the most pissed off look on his face and jst shook his head. I wanted to throttle that dumb bitch.

So do you think Twilight is 'classical' literature meant to be listed among greats like Sheakspere, Bronte, and Carroll?
#2
No. Also, inb4flamewar.
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#3
It's a modern fairytale
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Liek, yor jost jelllos becuz robert Pattinson is liek, teh totez hottay!
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wow calm down dude
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#8
How is that even considered classical..ew
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And on her gaudy bier,
And weep!-oh! to dishonor
Dead beauty with a tear!
They loved her for her wealth-
And they hated her for her pride-
But she grew in feeble health,
And they love her-that she died.
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So yesterday in English, we went off tangent again and started discussing classical literature. Seeing as how I'm pretty much the star student in my class (who else gets to have a discussion with their english teacher about Robert Langdon's charachter traits and who Carroll's drug dealer was?), he asked me to name some titles. I of course start listing The Alice's, Jane Eyre, Little Women, Romeo and Juliet, Gone with the wind etc..
Then some scenefag in WAY too small skinny jeans raises her hand and says "Don't forget twilight!". Now I think the books are a great way to pass free time, especially when there's nothing better to do. But my English teacher got the most pissed off look on his face and jst shook his head. I wanted to throttle that dumb bitch.

So do you think Twilight is 'classical' literature meant to be listed among greats like Sheakspere, Bronte, and Carroll?



Is the English teacher your boyfriend or something?
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So yesterday in English, we went off tangent again and started discussing classical literature. Seeing as how I'm pretty much the star student in my class (who else gets to have a discussion with their english teacher about Robert Langdon's charachter traits and who Carroll's drug dealer was?), he asked me to name some titles. I of course start listing The Alice's, Jane Eyre, Little Women, Romeo and Juliet, Gone with the wind etc..
Then some scenefag in WAY too small skinny jeans raises her hand and says "Don't forget twilight!". Now I think the books are a great way to pass free time, especially when there's nothing better to do. But my English teacher got the most pissed off look on his face and jst shook his head. I wanted to throttle that dumb bitch.

So do you think Twilight is 'classical' literature meant to be listed among greats like Sheakspere, Bronte, and Carroll?

because robert langdon is obviously a highly complex literary character....lol.
#14
I'd rather read twilight instead of most classic literature, especially Canadian classicl Lit.

Though Twilight still sucks, IMO.
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#16
I love the books, but there's no way that they are 'classical' literature.

NO way.
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#17
i love twilight but its not very classical is it...
great book though its my favorite book and favorite series
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#19
entertaining yes. classic literature no. very simple.
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#21
its awesome yes

classical .... no

she deserves a kicking??

no way anyone that kicks a scene chick is either another chick a total asshole or a homosexual

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