#1
I'm making flyers to put around my neighborhood stating that I would be willing to do "odd" jobs and such in order to make money because I am broke. I am giving you (Pit) a chance to get a say in what goes on this paper. Any help is appreciated.

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#2
How "odd" are we talking here?
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#4
"I'll be your bitch"
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#5
"In order to make money, I am willing to do odd jobs and such! These Include, but are not limited to:

Babysitting
Dog Walking
Dick Sucking
Driving You Places
Cumming Blood
Mowing Your Lawn
Feeding your Pets
Washing your Windows

Interested? Call- TS's number.


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#6
Will fap for cash
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#9
Are you tired of not being to go out and fuck strangers because of your bitchass kids?, bored of changing that crying baby?, can't get any?

Call TS! I do odd jobs and more for a reasonable price.

Giggity.
#11
hello i'm a young pitmonkey looking for work i excel at taking advice from 14 year olds and if theirs something that needs to be raped i'm your man
#12
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Are you tired of not being to go out and fuck strangers because of your bitchass kids?, bored of changing that crying baby?, can't get any?

Call TS! I do odd jobs and more for a reasonable price.

Giggity.


If this goes on the pic I posted, you have one right there.
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hello i'm a young pitmonkey looking for work i excel at taking advice from 14 year olds and if theirs something that needs to be raped i'm your man


I am 15 almost 16 and my older brother used to do this when he was around that age so I know it works. I like what you guys are thinking of, keep going!
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#17
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Feel free to save, print, and reproduce this at will.
I couldn't charge you for it, I made it with GIMP.


I ****in' hate you

I didn't mean this
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#18

make sure you use a picture of this on you're flier when you mention "odd" jobs
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#19
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#20
I already printed it, I biased it off what silhouettica wrote but I think ColdNovembeRain wins.

You get a mega cookie, as promised.
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Hey everyone, SMOKE WEED!


It's raining blood from a lacerated sky.


#21
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I ****in' hate you

I didn't mean this

Oh. Oops.

How about you get some foreign woman, coerce her into paying you for marriage, and she'll get her green card.

Rinse, repeat.

Before you know it you'll have a pretty hefty allowance, lots of foreign poon, and polygamy charges.
Unless you live in Utah. If that's the case, k, koo'.

Edit: You didn't use it? What the he- IS THAT FUCKING CHOCOLATE CHIP??!?!?!?