#1
I got mine a day at the spa, slippers, clothes and some other things
#5
Tea Kettle.
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#6
My mom hasn't bought me anything for 2 years. I'm going to give her a phone call and say "Thanks for nothing bitch"
Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up.
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit.
#7
inb4dick in a box


I'm getting her something cool, but idk yet. Also, a hug.
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#9
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For some strange reason, that actually made me laugh really hard.
#10
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You got her a dildo, didn't you? I'm giving my mom a hug.



People who give hugs as presents are too lazy to go buy something for someone they don't really appreciate
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#13
I got her some really nice candles and then I thought to myself, "She needs something to put these candles in!!" So I pace around the store looking for something to hold these candles with and then I see a big container that said "Candle Holder".


It is complete.


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#15
Quote by metaldud536
I no haz money



aww

dick in a box then?
D F O I N N T D
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A M S Y S

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#16
Quote by ThatGuy177
I want her to say wow so I got her a ShamWow now she says wow every time she uses it.




Good gift.
Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up.
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit.
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#17
I got her a picture frame with a picture of my neice and my nephew and two santa candles.
I'm cheap.
#18
I'm not sure yet. I got hired last week at Panera Bread (bakery/cafe), and the way their employee food discounts work is employees get %65 off for their own food, and %50 off for food they buy for friends and stuff. But apparently you have to give them an amount of money, like maybe $50, and they give you a card with $100 worth of food to use, just like a gift card. I don't know why it's like that, but I think I'm just going to give my parents $100 worth of food from Panera Bread. Is that a good gift?
We're only strays.
#20
Quote by -O_O-
I got mine a day at the spa, stripper clothes and some other things


That's how I first read it. =|

I haven't decided what I would give my mom though.
Tonight I kill your fucking face.
I killed your face.


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#21
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OMFG, that made me rofl so hard!
It will even absorb your ****ing dog!

On topic: Accessories for her nice camera that I bought her last year.
He's a freak of nature, but we love him so.

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#23
I'm getting her the first three seasons of the show Supernatural on DVD. That's all she wants. I can't blame her though, those guys are hot.
#24
No give her the 3 seasons of Arrested Development
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#25
I got her a sweatshirt with furry insides and I'm gonna sing/play a song for her.
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#27
A compassionate hug
Same thing I've given her for years
Lord Gold feeds from your orifices and he wants to see you sweat.
Lord Gold probes you publicly and makes your pussy wet.
Now say his name.....
#28
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She gets lonely...


Too much?
Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up.
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit.
#30


200$ an hour...I know its lots.. I booked one hour. Including something called "special time"... I don't think theres penetration, but I think at least one orgasm is guaranteed.
#32
It's not about what I'm getting MY mom, it's what I'm giving YOUR mom.


It's like this little snow globe thing, it's cute.