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#3
I just got him a t-shirt with the name of my college on it
“A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and gets to bed at night, and in between he does what he wants to do.”
-Bob Dylan

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#4
Quote by Våd Hamster
My daddy is deeeeeeeead


New coffin!



I'm sorry....

I bought you a wolf!


My things:
Bowes SLx7
Washburn WG587
Washburn X40Pro
Washburn X50
Washburn HM24
Washburn WR150
Laguna LE200s
Arietta Acoustic
First Act
Valveking 112
VHT Deliverance

#5
im getting him the little rascals dvd box set thing with all the season. either that or a solid kick in the nuts for being stupid
#6
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I just got him a t-shirt with the name of my college on it


This is why he doesn't like you.

I'm getting my dad a San Diego Chargers jersey.
#7
My friend's store manager is getting his dad a card that says "I'm gay" in it.

That was his mom's birthday present; he's doing it one by one to avoid a family meltdown!
#9
3 Clapton CDs.
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You're just another brick in the wall
#10
Quote by metaldud536
I'm getting him a hug and maybe a card with some shoops in it.

your either a boy scout or the biggest cheapskate i've met..and i'm getting my dad the dark knight.
#12
I got him an Iowa Hawkeyes Golf shirt.
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."-Duke
#13
Quote by dethead666
your either a boy scout or the biggest cheapskate i've met..and i'm getting my dad the dark knight.

Well I eat boyscouts so I guess you are what you eat AMIRITE? To be fair, I'm not asking for anything on Christmas, and I don't care if I get anything either.
#15
I have him a frosted beer mug, which he was hinting about.
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Well this made my day, thank you, TS.

You may now have your way with my daughter and own all the riches in my kingdom.
#16
well considering i came home alive today..and i never see my dad cause he is a douche and lives a town away with his new more important family..yea..i gave him what he gave me last year for my birthday...nothing..
#17
A hug.
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That was a different Feb08er that threatened to suck you off
I remember that


Sadly, I was the threatened.
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#18
I'm getting him...


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HOLY HELL.

nice discovery, sir.


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#19
A manly look in the eye
Same thing I've given him for years
Lord Gold feeds from your orifices and he wants to see you sweat.
Lord Gold probes you publicly and makes your pussy wet.
Now say his name.....
#21
Mudkip. Obviously.
Quote by Ez0ph
That was a different Feb08er that threatened to suck you off
I remember that


Sadly, I was the threatened.
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Let it be known that I concur with everything this gentleman says, ever.



www.myspace.com/tarsusmusic
#22
For Christmas, I got him:

The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly
A Fistfull of Dollars
For a Few Dollars More

all on DVD. For his birthday, which is the 27th, I got him a sweet ass portrait of Frank Sinatra from when he was really young.
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I love metal but death metal's just a bit too much for me. The most I can get into is serious-illness metal.
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schmidty,
I care
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If I had an axe that could make well formed vaginas I would go out a lot less.
#23
Quote by BlackandSilver
I'm getting him...




What is this animal.
Sig space for rent.
$100 obo
Message for negotiaton.
#24
It's a mudkip!!
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I love metal but death metal's just a bit too much for me. The most I can get into is serious-illness metal.
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schmidty,
I care
Quote by GuyWhoDoesStuff
If I had an axe that could make well formed vaginas I would go out a lot less.
#25
Quote by schmidty3000
It's a mudkip!!

i've never heard of or seen such a thing is it a new animal?
#29
i'm getting him a deep purple CD, and we're all pitching to get him a record player that can record and upload old records on to the computer.

i mean, having pink floyd's "the wall" and boston's first album without using them ever is a waste.
#31
Quote by HorizonShadow
Just eat the headstock.

That'll make you look mad.
#32
im getting my dad the new Queen + Paul Rodgers cd.
Last.fm

"Music is a language of emotion. It informs our words with FEELING, and doesn't need to be learned.. It's visceral and innate" - Jason Silva
#33
Quote by dethead666
Wtf is that?


that, my friend, is a real-life mudkip.
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Of course I don't wanna go in the woods. There's bears in there.


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Jeff Ament is a sexy sexy beast.



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Yes. Chest hair = automatic awesome. Even if you're a woman.
#36
Quote by dethead666
i have dial up i can't load up vids.


Mudkip is a pokemon, and that crazy fish thing looks just like it.
Quote by fatgraymatt
I love metal but death metal's just a bit too much for me. The most I can get into is serious-illness metal.
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schmidty,
I care
Quote by GuyWhoDoesStuff
If I had an axe that could make well formed vaginas I would go out a lot less.
#37
Quote by SaintsofNowhere
My pa's a sick man...


Sick, or a man after my own heart?
Quote by fatgraymatt
I love metal but death metal's just a bit too much for me. The most I can get into is serious-illness metal.
Quote by birdman267
schmidty,
I care
Quote by GuyWhoDoesStuff
If I had an axe that could make well formed vaginas I would go out a lot less.
#38
Quote by schmidty3000
Mudkip is a pokemon, and that crazy fish thing looks just like it.

oh well whats the name of the fish so i can wiki it
#39
Quote by schmidty3000
Sick, or a man after my own heart?



You're in luck! Here's what I got him for his birthday:


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