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#1
Has anyone actually bought one of these little miracles? Do they work as well as our pal Vince says they do?
He's a freak of nature, but we love him so.

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Music isn't the Olympics. It's not about showing other people what you can do with a piece of wood in your hands that has strings on, it's about making sounds that are good.
#2
You bet your ignorant ass it is. This shit is so fucking extreme it will absorb your fucking dog.
#3
Lets get a few things straight. Vince is a fag. Shamwow dont work for ****, or everyone would already have one and there would be no use for an infomercial. and use a regular towel like every other normal person that didnt get suckered into those stupid things.
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#4
It's made from Germany. They always make great stuff.
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#7
It's a ****ing shammy cloth. They're available in ANY auto supply store everywhere.

EDIT:
I love this pic, I'll post it again:

Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up.
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit.
#9
Quote by Jericho114
It's made from Germany. They always make great stuff.

+1. Blind Guardian and Helloween rock.
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i've always found pop to be harder to play than metal... especially shred metal... it's just really fast tremolo picking and the occasional palm mute... and the only chords you have to worry about are power chords...
#10
Quote by Jericho114
It's made from Germany. They always make great stuff.



Since 1939 I think the quality of their products has gone down.
Feed your mind.
#11
Quote by Blow Me
It's a ****ing shammy cloth. They're available in ANY auto supply store everywhere.


Those aren't made in Germany, though. You know the Germans always make good stuff.
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#12
"ShamWow, you'll be sayin' wow every time!"

"You followin' me, camera guy?"

"In the next 10 minutes, 'cause we can't do this all day..."


What a faggot. Anyone else notice that he has a crazy eye?!


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#13
they look like they could work...
x3
buy them they're not expensive
might be worth a try?
#17
Quote by Alpha_Wolf



What a faggot. Anyone else notice that he has a crazy eye?!

That's because he had a stroke. He used to be a comedy writer or something.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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#18
Quote by Bubban
Those aren't made in Germany, though. You know the Germans always make good stuff.



Ill give you +1 even though you repeated my joke, just because you have the same idea. That is honestly the funniest most random thing he says during the informercial
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There is no point except party and be healthy and happy. Also money is not something to live for. If i didnt need money for drugs and beer i would give mine away.


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#19
it's just a chamois cloth.

they are available in lots of places, swimmers like to use them in particular...
#20
Quote by InvaderTSN
You could say that their quality went Reich down the gutter.

hahaha. i lol'd
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Quote by OMMad
i've always found pop to be harder to play than metal... especially shred metal... it's just really fast tremolo picking and the occasional palm mute... and the only chords you have to worry about are power chords...
#21
Quote by Alpha_Wolf
"ShamWow, you'll be sayin' wow every time!"

"You followin' me, camera guy?"

"In the next 10 minutes, 'cause we can't do this all day..."


What a faggot. Anyone else notice that he has a crazy eye?!



dude, he had a stroke, of course he has a lazy eye.
He's a freak of nature, but we love him so.

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Music isn't the Olympics. It's not about showing other people what you can do with a piece of wood in your hands that has strings on, it's about making sounds that are good.
#23
Where do you guys find those pictures? I've seen oodles of them. Is there a website?
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#24
yea, I haven't seen Vince since...
I think the shamwow might have absorbed him in...
and it did it in real time
#25
Quote by InvaderTSN
You could say that their quality went Reich down the gutter.



You could say they KILLED 6 million JEWS. Hacha cha cha cha.
Feed your mind.
#27
im laughing out loud at the crazy **** you dudes are saying Blow Me...thats a great pic
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#28
Quote by Boss61607
yea, I haven't seen Vince since...
I think the shamwow might have absorbed him in...
and it did it in real time

I knew those things were dangerous.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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#29
http://i36.tinypic.com/29llmw7.jpg

Someone sent it to muhspace...I don't know where it came from. Funny pic though...
Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up.
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit.
#31
Quote by Boss61607
yea, I haven't seen Vince since...
I think the shamwow might have absorbed him in...
and it did it in real time



...I laff-ed....
Funny

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#32
I like the lady on the commercial "I don't even use paper towels anymore" they must have edited out her saying "now I have to chase this douche bag selling these ****in shamwows"
#33
Quote by InvaderTSN
They sure weren't Stalin to get the job done.


lul
Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up.
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit.
#34
Quote by InvaderTSN
They sure weren't Stalin to get the job done.


These bad puns are Goering to get you in trouble some day.
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#35
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwRISkyV_B8

The commercial is a fake. Look at 0:45, when he puts the piece of carpet down, you can clearly see the liquid around the edges of the carpet, and when it zooms out, BAM!, the liquid is gone. Fake video is fake.
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#37
Quote by Bubban
These bad puns are Goering to get you in trouble some day.

ROFL you people need to stop, my sides are hurting!
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Quote by OMMad
i've always found pop to be harder to play than metal... especially shred metal... it's just really fast tremolo picking and the occasional palm mute... and the only chords you have to worry about are power chords...
#38
Quote by Bubban
These bad puns are Goering to get you in trouble some day.


*facepalm*

Looks like I have to use all my Braun to get out of this one.

Quote by black007hawk2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwRISkyV_B8

The commercial is a fake. Look at 0:45, when he puts the piece of carpet down, you can clearly see the liquid around the edges of the carpet, and when it zooms out, BAM!, the liquid is gone. Fake video is fake.


Because Shamwow is so fucking extreme you don't even need to touch the fucking liquids.
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