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earlier today, there was some christmas song playing over the intercom/PA/speaker system, then one mall employee started humming the tune into the mic, so the whole mall heard it.

it was pretty funny, that little prankster.


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On second thought, **** tuning forks. You best be carrying around a grand piano that was tuned by an Italian
#2
I'm glad you were amused?
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I'm sorry everyone.

but sum things had to be done/left alone.
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Perhaps that could have been slightly amusing if I was present at the time.


Anything would be more amusing with you present.
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I think this was a clever attempt at meta-humour. Danny posted something slightly amusing at best that isn't very interesting unless you were in the mall yourself to experience it. Now, we expected t3h funniez, so he baffled us quite a bit. We expected something funny. Things are funny if they are, for example, unexpected. So this lame ass topic, which came totally unexpected, is in conclusion hilarious.


Or something.

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Perhaps that could have been slightly amusing if I was present at the time.

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Sorry, I had to.
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I think this was a clever attempt at meta-humour. Danny posted something slightly amusing at best that isn't very interesting unless you were in the mall yourself to experience it. Now, we expected t3h funniez, so he baffled us quite a bit. We expected something funny. Things are funny if they are, for example, unexpected. So this lame ass topic, which came totally unexpected, is in conclusion hilarious.


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You just thought far too deeply into this thread
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#10
I guess this pretty much wraps itself in a taco shell, huh?

figures.


*munches on taco*
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It's weird, Danny. You failed, but...somehow won, at the same time. I think you might be the first person on UG to genuinely fain.
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Isn't eating your own joke worse than laughing at it?
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#13
i saw some guys circle jerkin' in the foodcourt once...
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i saw some guys circle jerkin' in the foodcourt once...


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dude-man should sig this.
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#16
Once I was with a group of friends this guy who must have had multiple personality disorder stalked us. He followed us from a distance running around and yelling stuff, and he waited outside each store we went into. I think it was because one of the girls in the group made eye contact with him.
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Once I was with a group of friends this guy who must have had multiple personality disorder stalked us. He followed us from a distance running around and yelling stuff, and he waited outside each store we went into. I think it was because one of the girls in the group made eye contact with him.


I wasn't following you!
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This was funnier than what the TS said, which was supposed to be funny. I didn't even laugh. I guess you had to be there.
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I think this was a clever attempt at meta-humour. Danny posted something slightly amusing at best that isn't very interesting unless you were in the mall yourself to experience it. Now, we expected t3h funniez, so he baffled us quite a bit. We expected something funny. Things are funny if they are, for example, unexpected. So this lame ass topic, which came totally unexpected, is in conclusion hilarious.


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Perhaps that could have been slightly amusing if I was present at the time.


yes circle jerking always adds too the humor
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