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#3
Air Guitar.
Sunn O))):
Quote by Doppelgänger
You could always just sleep beside your refrigerator.

Guitar:
- Ibanez S670FM w/ JB
- Fender 'Lite Ash' Stratocaster
- Fender '72 Deluxe Telecaster
- Arbiter LP Jr. Doublecut
Amp:
- Laney VC15

'72 Tele Appreciation Group
RIP DIO
#8
Even the best guitar can be the most useless thing if you dunno how to play it, therefore, there's no such thing as a useless guitar
#10
Quote by darkrikku
My Vote :
its like a friken penis guitar


You could probaly use it for slicing eggs
If You See Me Posting In The Pit HIT ME.
Quote by KingJak236
My hamster used to bite me when I picked it up, then it got too old and fat to bite and died in a pool of it's own vomit.

Quote by Kensai
That's the rockstar way to go. I salute him.
#12
Quote by Mad Marius
Cheap Ibanez guitars with floating bridges.


that
Some of my gear:
Epi Les Paul Custom
Fender American Special Tele
Gibson ES-339
London City Strat copy
Other Strat copy
Taylor Big Baby (acoustic)
Ibanez SGT 130 (acoustic)

Trace 2x 12" guitar amp
Dime Distortion
#14
Quote by imdeth
Oh boy I'm getting some abuse for this.



It's got four strings! You can't play a guitar with four strings!!!


So true!
#17
Guitar hero... with a real string....A REAL STRING!

Black Knight CF-60F Semi-Acoustic.

Black Knight CP200 (Red flamed maple).

Neck-thru 4 string bass.

Acoustic 6 string.
#18
that first guitar is a great guitar! i saw it at NAMM. its designed to be collapsable for traveling. the neck fold up against the body, and the strings are on a special roll up bridge. its a great idea...
#19
Quote by Aidy Damage
No, it's not. Bass > Guitar.


bass is so easy

currently am learning classical guitar so its all about fingerpicking just like bass

okay maybe the tapping thing is hard but the rest is so easy, i know most of the bassists feel naturally insecure compared to real guitarists because bass is so easy
#20
Quote by mary_had_a_lil
bass is so easy

currently am learning classical guitar so its all about fingerpicking just like bass

okay maybe the tapping thing is hard but the rest is so easy, i know most of the bassists feel naturally insecure compared to real guitarists because bass is so easy

i play both so im covered
#21
Quote by mary_had_a_lil
bass is so easy

currently am learning classical guitar so its all about fingerpicking just like bass

okay maybe the tapping thing is hard but the rest is so easy, i know most of the bassists feel naturally insecure compared to real guitarists because bass is so easy

#22
Quote by mary_had_a_lil
bass is so easy

currently am learning classical guitar so its all about fingerpicking just like bass

okay maybe the tapping thing is hard but the rest is so easy, i know most of the bassists feel naturally insecure compared to real guitarists because bass is so easy


Pfft tryin' to perfect slapping and popping is ****in' hard ****.
May the Force be with You.
Carmel is hawt
#23
Quote by mary_had_a_lil
bass is so easy

currently am learning classical guitar so its all about fingerpicking just like bass

okay maybe the tapping thing is hard but the rest is so easy, i know most of the bassists feel naturally insecure compared to real guitarists because bass is so easy


This man is insecure about his small and insignificant genetalia.
#24
Quote by Daniel8488
Guitar hero... with a real string....A REAL STRING!


What if it breaks?
#25
^ You take it to a shop and have it restrung and tuned to H
Black Knight CF-60F Semi-Acoustic.

Black Knight CP200 (Red flamed maple).

Neck-thru 4 string bass.

Acoustic 6 string.
#26
Quote by mary_had_a_lil
bass is so easy

currently am learning classical guitar so its all about fingerpicking just like bass

okay maybe the tapping thing is hard but the rest is so easy, i know most of the bassists feel naturally insecure compared to real guitarists because bass is so easy


Not even creationists embarrass themselves this much.

EDIT: almost forgot:


"BASS IS EASY, LOL!!111"
#27
Quote by mary_had_a_lil
bass is so easy

currently am learning classical guitar so its all about fingerpicking just like bass

okay maybe the tapping thing is hard but the rest is so easy, i know most of the bassists feel naturally insecure compared to real guitarists because bass is so easy


RAZZLEFRAZZLE
#28
Les Paul


*awaits mass flamage*
The Mitch Clem formula
1)make jokes about rancid and NOFX (as if they dont already make fun of themselves)
2)make obvious punk puns, possibly related to food
3)make fun of Rancid and NOFX again
4)??????
5)PROFIT (and an army of internet fanboys)
#29
Quote by Mad Marius
Not even creationists embarrass themselves this much.

EDIT: almost forgot:


"BASS IS EASY, LOL!!111"



...that was awesome...
Member #14 of the "Claudio Sanchez is god" Club.

My Gear:
Schecter C-1 Hellraiser
Epiphone G-400
Fender Precision Bass
Ibanez Exotic Wood Acoustic
Crate BX-15
Crate Palomino V16
Proco Rat 2
Dunlop 353q Crybaby
#30
Quote by Fuzzbox91
Les Paul


*awaits mass flamage*

Im not flaming, but how?
My Gear

Fender Deluxe Players Stratocaster
Marshall DSL 50 with 1960A
#31
Quote by mary_had_a_lil
bass is so easy

currently am learning classical guitar so its all about fingerpicking just like bass

okay maybe the tapping thing is hard but the rest is so easy, i know most of the bassists feel naturally insecure compared to real guitarists because bass is so easy

YOu would be an idiot. ****ing Dec 08'ers...
#32
Quote by Nexium
You could probaly use it for slicing eggs

Pah! Check out the real deal:






Yes, that is actually an egg slicer with a pickup.
So technically, it's a guitar.
That cannot be tuned.
And hardly be played.
#33

No, no, no the thread is called the most USELESS guitar. Not most the F***ing amazing guitar in world thread. It's okay everyone makes mistakes.
Beers on me
#34
Quote by spacejamismyjam

No, no, no the thread is called the most USELESS guitar. Not most the F***ing amazing guitar in world thread. It's okay everyone makes mistakes.


ololololol.

lern2quote.

On topic: I agree with Quailman.


#35
Quote by darkrikku
My Vote :
its like a friken penis guitar

Am I the only person who thinks that guitar could be orgasmicly pretty?
Quote by Kensai
Ovenman, your contraptions make women's

clothes evaporate.
____________________


I WANT THE TWOOTH!

____________________________

Quote by aaciseric
That's far too clever to be posted in the Pit.
#36
Quote by TheQuailman
Pah! Check out the real deal:






Yes, that is actually an egg slicer with a pickup.
So technically, it's a guitar.
That cannot be tuned.
And hardly be played.





Insane!
If You See Me Posting In The Pit HIT ME.
Quote by KingJak236
My hamster used to bite me when I picked it up, then it got too old and fat to bite and died in a pool of it's own vomit.

Quote by Kensai
That's the rockstar way to go. I salute him.
#38
I know a shop which is selling one of thoughs for about £500 in London
My Setup:

Tokai LP Copy (Korean)
Peavey Classic 30
Ibanez TS-9 Tubescreamer
EHX USA Big Muff Pi
Aria 12-String Acoustic Guitar
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