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HOLY HELL.

nice discovery, sir.


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#5
They unearthed evidence, via internet chat rooms, of 17 others - of both sexes - with the same problem.

Chatrooms...?

Oddly I've been meaning to sneeze all day but nothing comes out.


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#6
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Well I must be one horny motherfucker right now. I have a cold

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#8
I sneeze blood?
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#9
Well, I was quite horny about 10 minutes ago, and I recall sneezing at least 3 times. (Funnily enough, now that I've lost my boner, I haven't sneezed at all...)
#10
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Oddly I've been meaning to sneeze all day but nothing comes out.




I'm trying to think of a witty word that is a synonym for sneezing and rhymes with "erectile." I'm tapped out so instead I'll just point and laugh at your misfortune.


*points*

*laughs*
#11
then I came on a colleagues face this morning
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#12
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Well, I was quite horny about 10 minutes ago, and I recall sneezing at least 3 times. (Funnily enough, now that I've lost my boner, I haven't sneezed at all...)



LOL

atleast this is the internet and i cant laugh at you in person


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#13
Comments?

I've thought this for ages.

Seriously.

Since I was younger like 11 or 12 ish. I've sometimes sneezed when thinking dirty thoughts.

Take that, bitchez.

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#14
I just read the article, then sneezed 3 times.

And I'm about to sneeze again!
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#15
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I'm trying to think of a witty word that is a synonym for sneezing and rhymes with "erectile." I'm tapped out so instead I'll just point and laugh at your misfortune.


*points*

*laughs*

I see you're taking lessons from rich people
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#16
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LOL

atleast this is the internet and i cant laugh at you in person


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#17
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I see you're taking lessons from rich people


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#18
I just had a thought. Remember how people always used to say a sneeze was 10% of an orgasm...
And yes Reva, comments.
#20
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And yes Reva, comments.

Yeah... I gave you my comments dear.
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#21
Pfft, all of you going "Wow, this is weird, I sneezed once when I was horny", you probably don't have the RARE condition described in the article, and are just thinking of random coincidences because you want to self-diagnose something.
I play by my own rules. And I have one rule; There are no rules... but if there are, they're there to be broken. Even this one.


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#23
I never sneeze around my boyfriend...
and he doesn't sneeze around me.


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#24
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Pfft, all of you going "Wow, this is weird, I sneezed once when I was horny", you probably don't have the RARE condition described in the article, and are just thinking of random coincidences because you want to self-diagnose something.

I'm not actually kidding though. I've not done it as much recently but when I was younger I'd actually sneeze every time I was thinking dirty dirty thoughts.
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#25
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I'm not actually kidding though. I've not done it as much recently but when I was younger I'd actually sneeze every time I was thinking dirty dirty thoughts.


Maybe you're just cursed? *clutches at straws*
I play by my own rules. And I have one rule; There are no rules... but if there are, they're there to be broken. Even this one.


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#26
oh great....these studies better not be tax funded
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#27
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I never sneeze around my boyfriend...
and he doesn't sneeze around me.




Well, then I guess it wasn't meant to be. Find someone else who gets your nostrils in a twitch.
#29
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Maybe you're just cursed? *clutches at straws*



I'm assuming that you can grow out of it. I haven't sneezed in such circumstances regularly for a long while, although it does still happen -__-
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#30
'snot my kind of thing tbh.

I have noticed some odd sneezing fetish videos appear in search resultswhichI'mnottellingyouwhatI'vebeensearching. >_>
#32
Sneezing = 1/8 of an orgasm... Or so I've heard.

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#33
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#34
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I'm assuming that you can grow out of it. I haven't sneezed in such circumstances regularly for a long while, although it does still happen -__-


*waits for sneezing*
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#35
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Well I must be one horny motherfucker right now. I have a cold


Does "The General" have a cold?
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#36
Dang. I sneeze all the time, but that's likely due to photic sneeze reflex.
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#37
I did sneeze twice this morning before I beat off.


Of course I beat off every morning.
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#38
Last time I went home I got a cold from my mum.

Looks like Freud was right after all.
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#39
This is actually true. It happens to me all the time when I get aroused. One time when my girlfriend was about to give me a handjob, I had to say, "One sec..." and sneeze. I felt so ashamed.
#40
i wish it was that easy
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