#1
I was sitting at my computer (coming down harshly by the way) on ebay trying to make purchase of some desparatly needed trem bushings. And then my ebay terminates somehow and i cant buy the tings. I punched my weak 18th century plaster board in fustrationand make a hole in it and hurt my hand really badly. Then i smell sh!t and turn around and see my dog coming out of squat position with a turd behind him the size of small tibetan baby. Then i shout at my dog and he cowars to his plush basket and pees everywhere. Then i mop up his urine and chuck his basket in the rain and i then go to clean up his dookie. I have it in my gloved paper tissue lined hand and get to the bathroom to find myself up to my ankles in water. Some massive pipework failure i then paddle to my toilet and flush the warm dookie in my hand and then i go downstairs to clean up all other messes and fall down the stairs. Now i am telling the pit with a large lump on my forehead and im still coming down harshly.


All this happened in 10 mins
#2
What sort of bodged up house do you live in?
Hull City A.F.C

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#3
Serious ouch. And I thought I had bad luck. To have all that happen to you even on the same day (let alone ten minutes) is crazy.
#4
My house exploded and I died....


Twice!
Sat in a lab, curing diseases. They actually LET me play with chemicals!
#6
Need to take out your anger in someone? Concentrate all your anger/rage into someone or people, then sing this song:

Violence is legitimate is causes such as this
Vengeance will be dealt out with ruthless iron fist
Cruel retribution is fitting
Worthless filth recieve no mercy

They deserve to die
They deserve to die
Plans have been completed and the time is drawing near

Punishment will be relentless
They deserve to die

They deserve to die

Beaten senseless, sense they never had
Vacuous faces hammered into mash
Merciless smashing shatters teeth and bone

Ignorance earned every crushing blow
Killing has just started and my lust for blood will grow
Stupid as they are they didn't know the seeds they'd sown
Justice will be found in murder

Grew into my savage hatred
They deserve to die
They deserve to die
Skull is fractured by the pounding

Eyes dislodging from their sockets
Brains spill out, the skull is split through
Mind vacent, now cranium too
Guilty thoughs will not infect me

Soulless scum recieve no pitty

Forked like a snake now on the ground they lay
Deceptive tounges hewn by my blade
They had no conscience so there is no loss
For my redemption there must be a cost


They deserve to die
They deserve to die
DIE!!!!

/NKF176 original