#1
ok. so i was on myspace earlier today, and this chick requested me. she knew one of my friends so i figured whatever, and i added her. 5 mins ago, she started messaging me. ALOT. and it was really random. this is how it went.

FTR, i am olonzo.

From: Olonzo the Mexican Gladiator (OMG)
Date: Dec 19, 2008 5:22 PM

wat

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From: im dating this guy named cody and hes so cute!!!!!
Date: Dec 19, 2008 5:20 PM


CAUSE BOARD AS HELL AND I NEED TO TALK TO A HOT GUY AND IM HORNEY

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Olonzo the Mexican Gladiator (OMG)
Date: Dec 19, 2008 5:14 PM


why???

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: im dating this guy named cody and hes so cute!!!!!
Date: Dec 19, 2008 4:56 PM


HEY CAN YOU CALL ME

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Olonzo the Mexican Gladiator (OMG)
Date: Dec 19, 2008 4:52 PM


14 you?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: im dating this guy named cody and hes so cute!!!!!
Date: Dec 19, 2008 2:48 PM


lol really cool how old r u

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Olonzo the Mexican Gladiator (OMG)
Date: Dec 19, 2008 2:45 PM


Olonzo the mexican gladiator

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: im dating this guy named cody and hes so cute!!!!!
Date: Dec 19, 2008 2:44 PM


hey who r u

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its safe to say it was kinda random... i don't even know her personally...

so what are some of your weird messages?
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11/28/09
#2
You should tell us it was supposed to be read bottom to top. I just shat a brick out of confusion.
#3
yeah ive had some of those but thats about it.
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#4
...The Mexican Gladiator? REALLY?
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#5
wat.

I was typing to some person I didn't know and asked the question "what music do you like"

The person replied with "people can be very judgemental over music. It's too early in our relationship".

I stopped there.
#7
Well this one time some random chick tried adding me as a friend on facebook. Here's the short exchange:

Me:
Sorry, who is this?
You added me as a friend but I don't know you. Did you make a mistake?

Her:
no i didn't this is facebook ppl add each other s if u want us to be friends then add me *removed*@hotmail.com it is my email ok bye sweet cake

@ sweet cake - what the ****?

And no, I didn't add her. She's actually pretty hot too.
#8
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You should tell us it was supposed to be read bottom to top. I just shat a brick out of confusion.


I shat a brick from laughing so hard at that.
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#9
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...The Mexican Gladiator? REALLY?


go look up Asa the Comic on youtube. you will understand.


and no. i didn't call her. she's fugly. sooo... nah. i do not want.
KLH & KGB
11/28/09
#10
Quote by KGB_INC
go look up Asa the Comic on youtube. you will understand.


and no. i didn't call her. she's fugly. sooo... nah. i do not want.


Asa ****in' pwns
#11
Some dude like some how found out my password and did nothing to my Myspace but talk to me, like he just messaged myself and i changed my password 3 times and changed my E-Mail and he still signed on to it, i haven't talk to him in a while but i think he still signs on to it.
#12
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Some dude like some how found out my password and did nothing to my Myspace but talk to me, like he just messaged myself and i changed my password 3 times and changed my E-Mail and he still signed on to it, i haven't talk to him in a while but i think he still signs on to it.


*cough* trojan *cough*
#13
Quote by imdeth
wat.

I was typing to some person I didn't know and asked the question "what music do you like"

The person replied with "people can be very judgemental over music. It's too early in our relationship".

I stopped there.


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#14
I've never really exchanged any "weird" ones over Facebook... but man, I hate when people kid around about serious stuff, haha. My friends who were together for a generally good amount of time apparently had a "fake argument" on Facebook, and we all flipped out and went to comfort them... and then we found out it was fake, and we all got angry.

Otherwise when they're weird, it's... either hilarious, or pretty lame. The majority are pretty lame...

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#15
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Asa ****in' pwns


for sure. him and kevin craft are gods of comedy.
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11/28/09
#16
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You should tell us it was supposed to be read bottom to top. I just shat a brick out of confusion.


+1

and a shat a brick from laughing at that.
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Last edited by Stratoblaster73 at Dec 19, 2008,
#17
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for sure. him and kevin craft are gods of comedy.


+1 interwebs for you
#18
Like 10 minutes ago I was horny and found some hot guy that alot of people I know had as a friend, so I started talking to him and he was a total dick to me.
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#19
i had a conversation with a fat ugly black girl that randomly added me. it was like this


her: H3ll0?@@11!!

me: wat

her:h0w y4aa d01nq?

me wtf

her :wh41?!


AFTER IGNORING HER FOR 30 MINUTES

her: d0 y4 l0v3 m3h? i l0v3 u
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#20
I dont have the conversation saved, but i got a huge lecture from a girl who basically said she'd been abused in her life and that she hated all men, all british people and that she kept herself to herself and that she hated everybody, and that i was wasting her time with my pointless dribble...

I saw she liked playing piano, so i asked her are there any songs/ genres in particular that you like playing, and that i play bass and a little bit of keyboard myself and that im interested in it etc etc... and then she gave me that huge lecture, what an utter bitch, seriosuly the biggest ****ing bitch i have ever known.
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#21
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Like 10 minutes ago I was horny and found some hot guy that alot of people I know had as a friend, so I started talking to him and he was a total dick to me.



Har har har har dat iz funny har har har har +10millons har har har har i hasn't seen dat one be4 ha ha har har ahr ahr +another10millon har har har har.
#22
Quote by GuitarNinja12
Like 10 minutes ago I was horny and found some hot guy that alot of people I know had as a friend, so I started talking to him and he was a total dick to me.


sorry.
KLH & KGB
11/28/09
#23
me and one one of my friends send all these weird messages to each other on "nettby" (It's similar to facebook and myspace, but for norwegians)


Stuff like

"Demn Bitch!"(He can't spell damn, haha!)

"Hey hey hey! Imma poppa youra assa bitcha tuba... bitcha"(south park reference)

"PADDEMYR! Ape-du?"(A mentaly challenged person in my town says these things)

"1. Take the chainsaw and cut open the bull
2. Eat the genitals
3. pull the guts out through anus
4. ENJOY!
" (complete randomness from my part.)


We have very strange humor, but it's fun so I don't care.
#25
I wish I could have a funny and akward conversation...


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Friend 2: Shhh don't tell anyone

Friend 1: Don't worry, i havnt :P

Friend 2: Ahhaa ;D

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Me: Dude violent d**k p**n is not s**t you should be drawing!

Friend 1: Dam
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#29
There's this guy that's been... e-stalking me if you will. Needless to say he's been providing a good amount of lulz, my current favorite being, word for word:
"Do you like Five Finger Death Punsh? I like how the singer sings and the guitaries."

Also, holy shit old thread.
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#30
the TS is 14 and therefore should be shunned but laughed at for being 14
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#31
Literally just came up on my Facebook homepage:



Just....
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#32
Mikey, this REALLY didn't need bumping...

EDIT:
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There's this guy that's been... e-stalking me if you will. Needless to say he's been providing a good amount of lulz, my current favorite being, word for word:
"Do you like Five Finger Death Punsh? I like how the singer sings and the guitaries."

Oh god, maybe it did
My band, Escher
My progressive rock project, Mosaic

Quote by Lappo
clearly, the goal is to convert every thread into a discussion about BTBAM

BTBAM IS ALWAYS RELEVANT
Last edited by GodofCheesecake at Mar 23, 2010,
#33
Quote by GodofCheesecake
Mikey, this REALLY didn't need bumping...
This is the problem with The Pit. It's full of idiots. If he'd have made a new thread, everyone would have bombarded him with "ZOMG SEARCHBARZZZ". That's why it was bumped.
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