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Ok, I had to tell this to the pit.

Today in my last class me and several of my friends were talking about random stuff as usual, then some girl we know comes over and calls my friend a pussy. He then responds with "You are what you eat, so yeah I guess I am." After he said that none of us could stop laughing for at least ten minutes.

What does the pit think of this?
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RazorTheAwesome, if I was a Ditto, I'd transform into YOU

Quote by Kensai
Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

Quote by Jackal58
We all desire a little pussy.
#2
"you want me come-back, wipe it off your mum's chin" ololol
The will be heartache,
there will be rain,
and joy I can't explain.
#7
LOL dude thats so funneh
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I wish I had an extra sensitive third nipple, and a girl who was into that sort of thing.

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In Russia, Winter Cold + Vodka + Big-Chested Women = No problem.


Book of shadows 2?
O_o
#10
Quote by sam b
The pit thinks that's old.


hmm, since the pit is fond of rape I figured they would find this a little funny, or at least make some questions or comments leading to rape.

If not, then surprise me pit.
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

Quote by metaldud536
RazorTheAwesome, if I was a Ditto, I'd transform into YOU

Quote by Kensai
Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

Quote by Jackal58
We all desire a little pussy.
#13
Quote by sadistic_monkey
Some chav shouted at me "Oi mate, cut your hair" so I replied with "I think it's about quarter to 4".

He had no idea what to do.

Holy **** that's good and OP was lame
The will be heartache,
there will be rain,
and joy I can't explain.
#15
Quote by RazorTheAwesome
hmm, since the pit is fond of rape I figured they would find this a little funny, or at least make some questions or comments leading to rape.

If not, then surprise me pit.

u mean
RAPE
FAP
or
I CUM BLOOD

thats the key to pit godlyness
Quote by Valid12891
I wish I had an extra sensitive third nipple, and a girl who was into that sort of thing.

Quote by _Ixnay_
In Russia, Winter Cold + Vodka + Big-Chested Women = No problem.


Book of shadows 2?
O_o
#16
Quote by woMANintheBOX19
I didn't laugh..maybe my laughbox is broken.

Maybe you are what you eat!

Wait... what?
Demolition hands.... Got 'em!
#18
Quote by fretsofthebeast
u mean
RAPE
FAP
or
I CUM BLOOD

thats the key to pit godlyness


yes actually I did
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

Quote by metaldud536
RazorTheAwesome, if I was a Ditto, I'd transform into YOU

Quote by Kensai
Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

Quote by Jackal58
We all desire a little pussy.
#19
That comeback is really old in my school. The best comeback I made is when one of my friends was pointing to himself and 3 other of my Dominican friends and said

"Only a dominican can climb a fence in under 5 seconds"
"I'm Honduran. I can climb a fence too. My Puerto Rican side makes me quicker too"
"Yea, but its not the same"
"YOU'RE NOT THE SAME!!!"
If Rock is a life-style, then Metal's an addiction

Yelloooow!


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#20
Quote by merfsullivan
Maybe you are what you eat!

Wait... what?

So I guess I'm a piece of chicken....

Don't eat me!
#21
Quote by RazorTheAwesome
hmm, since the pit is fond of rape I figured they would find this a little funny, or at least make some questions or comments leading to rape.

If not, then surprise me pit.


my thoughts exactly
#22
Quote by RazorTheAwesome
Ok, I had to tell this to the pit.

Today in my last class me and several of my friends were talking about random stuff as usual, then some girl we know comes over and calls my friend a pussy. He then responds with "You are what you eat, so yeah I guess I am." After he said that none of us could stop laughing for at least ten minutes.

What does the pit think of this?


I don't get it. Sorry. Maybe my humor detector needs new batteries.
#23
Quote by sadistic_monkey
Some chav shouted at me "Oi mate, cut your hair" so I replied with "I think it's about quarter to 4".

He had no idea what to do.

Someone tried mugging me once, so I just said "the wall is three feet higher today" and walked past.
Mindgames ftw
ohai little sig.
#24
Quote by woMANintheBOX19
So I guess I'm a piece of chicken....

Don't eat me!

But chicken is the best....

So appetising...
Demolition hands.... Got 'em!
#25
Quote by Demonikk
Someone tried mugging me once, so I just said "the wall is three feet higher today" and walked past.
Mindgames ftw


and that worked? haha
#26
Somebody asked me if I had the time, and I glanced at my watch, and said, "Yes," just in time for the elevator doors to close in his face, with me on the other side of them.
#27
Quote by SaraMay21
and that worked? haha

Got to know what to say to a drug addict that combined with the chemicals in their brain will have the same effect as dividing by zero.
Works like a dream
ohai little sig.
#29
Quote by TimboSlice
Somebody asked me if I had the time, and I glanced at my watch, and said, "Yes," just in time for the elevator doors to close in his face, with me on the other side of them.


that's cute! hahah
#30
So's your face.
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools
#31
I called a guy at work a dick last week and he goes..
"You are what you eat" and I say "I know Ian, thats why I called YOU a dick!" and he realized what he said and was like....."......You're a...dick......."

It was pretty funny, cus EVERYONE heard it, and he tries to be all cool and macho all the time
#32
Quote by titsmcgee852
"you want me come-back, wipe it off your mum's chin" ololol

this.
-VOTE HERE-
[x ] ROOSEVELT

[x ] WILSON
#34
Quote by Demonikk
Got to know what to say to a drug addict that combined with the chemicals in their brain will have the same effect as dividing by zero.
Works like a dream


I guess a would be a good skill to have.
#35
*Someone is annoying an attractive girl with his phone*
Attractive Girl: I'll smash it on the floor.
Me: I'll smash YOU on the floor.
#37
Quote by merfsullivan
But chicken is the best....

So appetising...

But then you'll turn into a chicken, and then I'll eat you, and then I'll get turned into a chicken, and then I'll get eaten...
It's a vicious cycle.
#38
Quote by SilverchairFan
I called a guy at work a dick last week and he goes..
"You are what you eat" and I say "I know Ian, thats why I called YOU a dick!" and he realized what he said and was like....."......You're a...dick......."

It was pretty funny, cus EVERYONE heard it, and he tries to be all cool and macho all the time


hahaha nice!
#39
Quote by st.stephen
But then you'll turn into a chicken, and then I'll eat you, and then I'll get turned into a chicken, and then I'll get eaten...
It's a vicious cycle.

Ya gotta do what you gotta do!
Quote by Stereoaxis
Oh yeah, well the jerk store called, and they're running out of you!

Who cares? You're their number one best seller!
Demolition hands.... Got 'em!
#40
girl with a boyfriend in the marines: i think hes going to japan or something
friend:i hope he goes to thialand
girl:why?
friend:so he can bangkok
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