#1
I am sure many of you have seen this, if not, watch it NOW!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ8-ETHE9AI&feature=channel_page

Since I've seen a few of those create your own adventure threads on the pit I though I would give this a shot.

The goal here is to make up a story about the fictional character Travis the Moonstar, not the actual person that he is.

How it works, just post your own line for the story, hopefully it will go in into some kind of order.

So yeah, I will start.

Our story begins with Travis the Moonstar
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

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#3
At which point the giants came. They started poppin caps in all those skanky hoes, and demanded their feet be scrubbed by the peasants of Kamelot.
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#4
He then jizzed in his pants.

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#5
He then decides he likes beer. He picks up a beer and drinks it while climbing to the moon.
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#6
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He then jizzed in his pants.


Travis the MoonStar saw a film. He seemed to recall it was a horror film.
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#7
But his mom cleaned it up, and he was ready to go again!

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Travis the MoonStar saw a film. He seemed to recall it was a horror film.

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But his mom cleaned it up, and he was ready to go again!

He walked outside into the rain and saw that she rang.


and he jizzed in his pants
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#10
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He walked outside into the rain and saw that she rang.


and he jizzed in his pants


Speeding down the street when the red lights flash
need to get away need to make a dash
A song comes on that reminds me of you and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS

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#11
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He walked outside into the rain and saw that she rang.


and he jizzed in his pants


Drivin in a spaceship while the comets flash. Gotta get away [from the giants] gotta make a dash. He passes a star that reminds him of her, and he

Jizzed. In his pants.
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#12
The next day, his alarm goes off and he

Jizzed in his pants
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#13
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The next day, his alarm goes off and he

Jizzed in his pants


He opens his window, but there's no wind in space so he

Jizzed, in his pants.

Keep it moon themed!
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#14
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He opens his window, but there's no wind in space so he

Jizzed, in his pants.

Keep it moon themed!


Bruce Willis dies at the end of Sixth Moon and he jizzed in his moonboots.

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He opens his window, but there's no wind in space so he

Jizzed, in his pants.

Keep it moon themed!


Watched re-runs of Sailor Moon all-day.

Did the obligatory.


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#16
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Bruce Willis dies at the end of Sixth Moon and he jizzed in his moonboots.

He just ate another moonstar and he

Jizzed in his pants
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He just ate another moonstar and he

Jizzed in his pants


I jizz right in my pants every time you space walk with me.
And when you hold my cord it feels like you're having sex with me.
You say I'm premature I just go with oxygen.
I wear an oxygen tank at all time, it's a necessity.

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I jizz right in my pants every time you space walk with me.
And when you hold my cord it feels like you're having sex with me.
You say I'm premature I just go with oxygen.
I wear an oxygen tank at all time, it's a necessity.


Because Travis
Jizzes in his pants
...
Dammit, the song's over. Didn't this thread have a point or something?
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#19
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I jizz right in my pants every time you space walk with me.
And when you hold my cord it feels like you're having sex with me.
You say I'm premature I just go with oxygen.
I wear an oxygen tank at all time, it's a necessity.

Cause he'll jizz in his pants, he'll jizz in his pants *insert montage involving space janitors, alien chicks, alien dj. Travis is then wheeled off in a space shopping cart down a space aisle 3*

the end
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Because Travis
Jizzes in his pants
...
Dammit, the song's over. Didn't this thread have a point or something?


yes it did.

That was ****ing funny, keep it going.
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

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