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#1
Holy god damn sh*t.

Ok, so my brother got a letter in the mail from Wachovia Bank saying that inside is a check enclosed for $3,000,000. So, we take it to the bank and the lady was like "wow, um, i'll check this".

So she found it was infact a outof-country legit account and told me to call the Attorney General. So we call them, and he can't do anything because it's out of country. So they give us to the FBI, who then forwards us to the CIA. I didn't even know there was a number to the CIA, but we called and they just simply answered "CIA department of Treasury, John Smith (yea, they did say that) speaking".

After a while of speaking out the detials, they say it was infact a legitament check and him keep $1,000,000 of it.

So now were going like insane here because we have $1,000,000. He deposited the check and well, this is awesome.
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#3
How come he only kept $1m? I mean, it's cool and all, but why only that?

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#4
i dont see the unordinatry part, i make 1m in like 10 seconds
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#5
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How come he only kept $1m? I mean, it's cool and all, but why only that?


I have no idea, thats what the freaking CIA said. I'm fine with that!


I should go waste it all on porn...
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#6
Its probably crack money. Congrats!!

edit: Actually that could make sense. Drug dealer check intercepted, CIA keeps most, they give you a bit to STFU about it...


oh crap...


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#8
Das coo'.
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thats pretty epic.
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#10
I call SHENANIGANS!!
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#11
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...and?


I don't know. I just am like...in awe here so I figured i'd share it with y'all.
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#12
pics or not real. I need to see either 1) pics of check 2) pics of happy faces
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#14
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I should go waste it all on porn...



Absolutely. That is 10000% EXACTLY what you should do. Quick! Go spend it now! Go!!! NOW!!!
#15
Wait... what? So what the hell are you doing on UG?
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#16
im calling shenanigans.
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#17
pics or it didn't happen.

if this really happened, most likely you got a mafia check delivered to you by mistake and are going to have thugs on your heels soon. nobody JUST GETS a freaking million dollars.
#20
Buy me a vacant lot filled with wild deer/rabbits/moose and naked men and women.
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#21
How could it be a scam? I talked to the freaking CIA! Whats even more amazing that non of it was automated. I spoke to an actual person. I think the CIA would know what their talking about.
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#22
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Buy me a vacant lot filled with wild deer/rabbits/moose and naked men and women.

...wut?
#23
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#24
Holy Santa Claus ****!! your set for life!
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#25
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How could it be a scam? I talked to the freaking CIA! Whats even more amazing that non of it was automated. I spoke to an actual person. I think the CIA would know what their talking about.


It's their ass if they're wrong. *shrug*
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#26
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I think the CIA would know what their talking about.



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#27
I believe you, TS. I know you're rich. Could pleaese just let me have $100, maybe? I don't know you and all, but I'm definitely not rich and I wanted to get my dad something for Christmas. He may not give me anything but he has the past 12 years and I'm going to repay the favor.

#28
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Goddamn your bother's lucky.


Well, I live with him. He offered me part of it, too.

Though we're both like in shock now. It's like...to much to take for a 18 & 23 year old.
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#29
WAIT JUST A GODDAMN MINUTE.

You're brother, if I recall correctly, is the guy who took a shit in his basement.

I'm definately calling shenanigans.
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#30
If you have a million dollars,you will buy me a Highway One 3 tone Sunburst Strat.
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#31
Stop being selfish and buy the Pit the missile base we've always wanted!
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#33
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Holy Santa Claus ****!! your set for life!


I know! That's like a life time subsciption to playboy! YES!
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#34
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WAIT JUST A GODDAMN MINUTE.

You're brother, if I recall correctly, is the guy who took a shit in his basement.

I'm definately calling shenanigans.


No, not him. I moved in with my brother because of bad relations with my mother.
Him on the other hand, still is there.
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#37
notice how like 10 ppl are asking for pics and he neglects to act upon it or even say anything towards it?

lame.
#38
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No, not him. I moved in with my brother because of bad relations with my mother.
Him on the other hand, still is there.


O. I C.

But still. Man that was epic. Good times, good times...
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#40
so guess what

now you have a druglords money and He's out to "GET BACK" at all the people who took his lifes work and Flushed it down the toilet!!

He was raised in cuba and fled to the states during a War Filled Revolution
He Chose his life and stuck to it

he mad his earnings and Amongst a Laundering Incident his Cuban "Check"
was intercepted by someone
Who??

he doesent know

BUT HE WILL AND.....

HE WILL KILL

IN

METAL OVERLORD!!!
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